Flexecution, Ph.D.

Founder of Hivemind, Ph.D. in human factors psychology, doomfits, Senior Quant Researcher at LinkedIn | Discord: flexecution

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

My wife and I had a photoshoot done in Kyoto and we got the pictures! It was so much fun and my wife is so HOT

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

Any man acting like women chase 4-5 and are lying about preference have 0 exposure to that level of muscle. Women hate that shit and do NOT chase it. You people just have never spoken to a woman before.

[Hitchslap @Hitchslap1]

The women selecting 2 are lying obviously. Another case of stated vs revealed preference.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

I may or may not have gotten married on April 20th and went to Japan for 2 weeks right after and completely disconnected from Overwatch during that time, oops. But I'm back and waking Hivemind back up.

[Hivemind @HivemindEsport]

We are once again interested in FACEIT rosters looking for an org! Dm flexecution on Discord if you have a potentially interest high expert/masters roster!

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

This is the pistachio mont blanc at Babbi in Kyoto. This is the best dessert I've ever had in my life. If you ever go to Japan, you must eat it. Someone else needs to acknowledge to glory of this dessert.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@CST_Professor @CeeHawk Nobody has ever made you "bear the sins" of shit, but you DO have to recognize the impact those sins have on you, where you are now, and individuals negatively impacted by those sins and stop being a whiny bitch when they get support that you never needed.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@Sagewolf37 I think piano video game music is cool at weddings

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

Pretty fucking incredible that we get stuck without players because @FACEIT_OW admins decided that they "can't do anything" about the literal EXACT situation they put in the rules. I try to be understanding but Faceit is just unforgiveable the past 2 years.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@JAG_Creative @SmellyElli3 JAG our anniversaries will be so close. I get married in exactly 1 week

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@fps_stew @thekirbyparty I do not see it. Never my duo

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@Grch0mp_ Damnit

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

Painkiller is everywhere. He invented rostermania

[Albert Yeh @yeHHH]

@zzz_ow_ @Disguised @NenWhyy GGs today, but to say I was uninterested is very disingenuous. At one point we had a merger agreed upon in place that PK ended up sabotaging. After the merger fell through, I had multiple players under contract at that point and had to do right by them.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@rattecs @fps_stew sorry for your suffering

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@2b9ft @axerythe I would not be shocked, I know a lot of players are also shitty people and I feel the same about them. Being good at the game doesnt absolve anyone. I have cut excellent players for similar reasons

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@2b9ft @axerythe It's not about not caring about the game it's about holding overly emotional weirdos accountable because you don't deserve any opportunities in competitive overwatch acting like this. But you gotta be like 15 to be this immature so hopefully you'll grow out of it.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@2b9ft @axerythe Talking about anyone like that over a game is a pathetic look. You really gotta find something in your life to derive personal value from other than overwatch because you are in the deepest trenches right now to get this upset over 4 am ranked

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

I got Luka in my game on hog yesterday. We won, bro carried and proceeded to drop 41 pts and get suspended right after

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: Luka Doncic has been suspended

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

One time in Vegas I wanted my friend to hang out and get drunk with me all night but he had work early and needed the money so I paid him for an 8 hour shift and he called out with severe diarrhea. It was one of my favorite uses of money

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@Qwik @CrimsonDesert_ Corporate leadership that refuses any flexibility has ruined so much. I watched it when I worked for Meta VR and I products I've used. This type of outlook is what makes your staff and senior experts disappointed that they can't make what they know would be a better product.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

@tempigy @Rinchu026 Brave words from someone whose raging right wing nut job posts are already identical to thousands of bots. Nobody will ever respect you.

[Flexecution, Ph.D. @FlexecutionOW]

Don't think you're quite qualified to make this claim. Just shut the fuck up for once, your opinion on this is irrelevant.

[DevinDTV @DevinDtv]

@grucciflipfl0ps "nigga" isn't a slur