Jason Moorisms

Official parody version of podcast host @jasonffl and @TheFFBallers. Immortalizing Jason’s bout with English.
#FlexerUpper specialist.

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“I think I would rather play Perine, which is..look, that’s scary to do. Because then Fournette goes off and you feel like a dummy...but I, you know, I feel like a dummy every day. This is just par for the course.”
#jasonsaidwhat @TheFFBallers

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Mike Gesicki and TJ Hockenson and all their fantasy owners as well actually

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That flag makes me a little sad...I mean cmon. Sorry to the chiefs fans

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Shout out to all of the people who watched Hard Knocks and stashed Van Jefferson for this big moment!

@TheFFBallers

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So Dobbins is just going to be the guy today huh? Man...this backfield is tough.

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@Dameshek is the bright greenness of the grass in the LAC/MIA harshing the uniform matchup? Or is it still working?

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How does Duke Johnson have 0 catches..? @TheFFBallers

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Ok, @SheaHeyKid86 needs to start two here so your vote really counts for this #FlexerUpper.

I’m tempted to go Hamler and Dobbins for the KJ & JK effect, but don’t let me influence your choice!

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Let’s help out @AREVALO_NCK with a #FlexerUpper

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Unexpected week off but the clamoring for #FlexerUpper to return was heard! (sort of)

Put your tough flex decisions for week 10 in the comments here and we’ll help each other.

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Who else is out there playing against TDalvin Cook? (Not a typo)

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Let’s get on @nck_simmons ’s tempo with a #FlexerUpper

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Let’s help @frangosayswut ‘s team shine with a #FlexerUpper (assuming you say Gurley...whoops)

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I’m thinking he’s back for another #FlexerUpper for @owensreggie96

PPR

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@TacoCorp21 @TheFFBallers Not looking good for Hyde...

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I think we helped some people last week, so let’s try it again. Put your tough flex questions in the comments and we’ll see if we can get you a #FlexerUpper

@TheFFBallers

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Let’s cool the head of this @Irate_Customer and give him a #FlexerUpper (in case you didn’t already start Curtis Samuel...which would have been good)

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This DET/ATL uniform matchup is hard to look at....

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The results for this week’s #FlexerUpper polls are in. Go forth and conquer friends.

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How about some QB help for @AREVALO_NCK...not exactly a #FlexerUpper but that’s ok.

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Rumor has it there will be tacos for anyone who picks the right #FlexerUpper for @TacoCorp21