Fake Rick Scott

Parody of Florida's 45th Governor and current record holder for largest fraud settlement in U.S. history! $2 billion? Pocket change!

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Let's get to work - follow me over at @NotRickScott.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

@marilynbostick1 Happy National Down Syndrome Day.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Twitter suspended me for "impersonation". As if the real Rick Scott is any less of a fraud. Follow me now at @NotRickScott. #floriduh

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

@marilyntbostick This is a parody account, you imbecile. No wonder I got voted in. #floriduh

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Got very nervous addressing the Tea Partiers today. Tried to picture the audience naked, but have you SEEN those people??

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Working closely with the Coast Guard and local Border Patrol just in case Elian Gonzalez tries starting some shit again. #LetsGetToWork

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Please visit the following link for my administration's take on #internationalwomensday. http://t.co/0T7KLXC

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Since that flash-in-the-pan @MayorEmanuel is getting an appearance on The Colbert Report, I demand a guest spot on Byron Allen.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

How'd you get my drivers license photo?

RT @MRL731: Tell me @FLGovRickScott isnt the creepiest motherfucker ever. http://t.co/6lJDGYT

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

When pronouncing "Mardi Gras", remember that the *s* is silent. Something you ladies could learn from. #internationalwomensday #fattuesday

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Happy Fat Tuesday, @Rosie.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Now that "Two & a Half Men" is finished, I plan to reboot the show as a documentary on how many people I plan to leave employed in Florida.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Don't believe the lies, citizens. I'm not cutting teacher salaries to fund tax breaks. I'm doing it to fund my addiction to young Thai boys.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Celebrating my many constituents' heritage with some authentic Cuban food. (@ Taco Bell w/ 3 others) http://t.co/446dXis

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

It's reporting like this that lets me get away with whatever I want.

RT @WPLGLocal10: Johnny Depp through the years. http://t.co/2fYjj3x

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Actually, you need to move the decimal to the right.
RT @pbpost: Scott proposes cutting K-12 education by $1.75 billion http://t.co/diFWE2j

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

My condolences to the Miami #Heat on their latest loss. On the bright side, at least nobody was watching.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

You can say that again.

RT @MMFlint: In the Rotunda....

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Took the kids to the Palm Beach Zoo and can verify to you that evolution is a lie. We saw several monkeys that hadn't turned into humans.

[Fake Rick Scott @FLGovRickScott]

Trust me, @ultimatecarwash - I know a little something about big cuts. Walk it off and quit abusing our healthcare system.