Palutena

Big boy angels can handle themselves just fine.

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

a high launch rate is all you need when you SHOULD be poking with your arrows

[Pit! @DivineIntern]

it got NERFED lady palutena haven't you been reading the balancing

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

your power arm begs to differ pit

[Pit! @DivineIntern]

but i can't get a good kill move

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“He’s dead.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Pit, be realistic with yourself.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“They don’t bathe.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“I don’t exactly find mortal men... Er...

Appealing, anyways!”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Beg pardon.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Perhaps not, but the proof is in the Belmont pudding.

I won’t make you verbally admit it, but I’ve gotten the answer I wanted.

You are an enigma, Alucard. I surely would hate to go against your assistance.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Hmm... You dodge like a kangaroo.

Honestly, what makes you so adverse to the concept of caring for a human? You’ve shown that you do, you just won’t put words to it.

It’s reassuring that your kind can come to even love humans...”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Sooo, the shared burden would cause you to feel... Care for their most troubled one, Richter?

Because he requires your help the most. So you can’t help but... Feel like he’s a reliable companion. Trustworthy.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“That which we question, we understand!”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“But a savior you will always be, Pit.”

[･ﾟ☆ 𝐏𝐈𝐓! @AngelLandHero]

. . .

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Of course, Pit. Now don’t forget to sweep the palace floors by 12:15, which is in...

4 minutes!”

[Pit! @DivineIntern]

T-Thanks. :,]

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“I mean, look at Pit and I. I care for him, but in terms of anything beyond my tender love he doesn’t stand a chance!

He’s dumb as bricks, five feet tall at the most, and couldn’t keep a sentence going even if it was scripted for him. Poor thing.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“But that would mean that your career involves acting in the interest of the Belmonts.

And therefore perhaps caring for the one that demands the most attention.

It is okay to care for another entity, Alucard.”

[Palutena @WatchfulWings]

[ goddess solidarity ]

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Richter, please. The immortal are speaking.”

[Richter 🏳️‍🌈 @DevoutFury]

“Is... That a yes? Or..?”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“Hmm. I see.

But even so, the gravitation toward Richter in terms of why YOU specifically are here implies that you come here with his concern.

Hmm?”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“So indeed therein lies a frequency of success in which it could be absolutely attainable in a matter of thought in the realm of possibility for an opportunity where it could be feasible and therefore might by chance be worthy of existence in which you care for Richter’s safety.”

[Palutena @FlightForOrder]

“AHA!”