Bum Flights

Frequent Traveler. Asshole Extraordinaire. Casual Observer of Mediocrity. Original WorlDude. The number one Stunner. This is a running account.

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

Always amazes me how many people walking around the airports without emotion. No “happy to be going home,” no “happy to be going to vacation,” no “happy to be doing x, Y, or .”

Just a collective of miserable people and I am here for it.

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

Boss: Make sure you use all your available PTO days this year. PTO is a benefit all of us earn and it is important to decompress.

Me: Okay, sure thing.

Also Boss: Not like that!

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

@NEsportsfan2K @PatsBuzz LOL

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@PatsBuzz [Blows out knee in week 5]

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@SecRubio Why don’t you post your AA frequent flyer number again like you did a few years ago?

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[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

New - Who is responsible for the price of groceries (SC)

🔵 Biden 42%
🔴 Trump 18%

Emerson #A - 🔴 Voters - 7/30

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

The is could have been AA at CLT and I would have been like “yeah, I’ve seen this before.”

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

Meanwhile at Moscow's Sheremetyevo International Airport two passengers who had missed their flight ran onto the tarmac on July 25 and walked directly toward an Aeroflot aircraft in an attempt to board, with one woman dragging a suitcase behind her.

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

Every single fucking trip. Every single one. It has been an AAmazing display of incompetence.

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

AAnyone want to guess the reason for this morning’s delay?

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@InternetH0F Hate to see it.

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@AmericanAir @PSAAirlinesInc Made it to BDL with about zero help from these people. Uber was $100 so I am trying Lyft. Fucking driver practically coming from New Haven WTF. I am in the travel vortex from hell.

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

LOL. Wake up at 0330 to get to airport for a 0600 departure only for it to cancel due to a sick crew member. Like this shit only happens to me.

[Bum Flights @FlightsBum]

@AmericanAir @PSAAirlinesInc And 1834 is not catered. This airline is so unserious anymore.

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I think AA should focus on its shitty AF operation it has right now instead of pitching more credit cards.

[JonNYC @xJonNYC]

AA
Major push underway to get FAs excited about in-flight credit card pitches. FAs being told just how much money they can make from them if they succeed (pay off loans, travel the world, etc)

Expect flights to become slightly more annoying in this regard.
Now, it should definitely be added that it’s being emphasized that providing passengers exceptional service during the flight is the single best way to increase uptake.
But, for those who find the in-flight solicitations annoying (because they are,) expect an increase.