Humpty_dumpty🥚

pardon my depravity

[Natism @Natism]

Five highest forms of intelligence :
1. Pattern recognition
2. Delusional optimism
3. Quiet discernment
4. Strategic detachment
5. Deep curiosity

[ayaz @ayazanax]

if i ever have children it will either be a girl or an abortion

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My advice to newborns is to start investing now.

[Nightskin™ | AnastasyaPilled ❄️🩵 @explaninglilnax]

Artificial intelligence when natural stupidity walks in

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime

10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

[pingu @pingu4ll]

"undeveloped land" ooh you mean nature?

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

life since I turned 20

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

Me at 60 because I had to be financially stable first.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[hex 🔴 @hexennakt]

new trinket acquired… she’s adorable…

[𝗠𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘄𝗮 @wazibro]

I'll be reclaiming my whimsy this month by taking sexy pictures of myself. And reading.
I'll build this will to live again, brick by brick.

[stargirl @rahab01111]

every day is just this

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

watu wa clean money mfunge mlango polepole mkienda job mnatuamsha🤣🤣

[Fay 🍊 @skypixiez]

Me and my 10 year old sister drew this together

[Onyango Otieno 🌻🇰🇪 @Rixpoet]

You see how women go hard at girl bullies. That’s how we men must confront rapists and abusive men.