Flam

Can I get the nothing burger with a side of happens fries

[Flam @Flippingflam]

@Sleinhjshs You parallel park them next each other, shoulder to shoulder, and have them kiss idk

[Flam @Flippingflam]

I never considered how easy guys have it; you look at that thing wrong and it practically bursts.

Like, imagine you stroke that thang and your own body curses you with eternal blue balls cause it doesnt feel like it.

[Kate🍫❤️ @mHa_mHeDz]

How do I masturbate and cum? I'm tired of masturbating and not cumming, I just tremble...

[Flam @Flippingflam]

Picky eaters when they have to eat their vegetables (it looks like boogers).

[riri ☆ @ravenousrexia]

can nobody leave us the fuck alone ever go work a fucking job and mind your own business

[Flam @Flippingflam]

I'd masturbate without my consent to end the cycle

[Kiwi bird 🫧 @kiwilovesceo]

“Rapist should get raped” then their rapist gets raped??? Then it becomes a cycle of rape?? What???

[Flam @Flippingflam]

SO THAT'S WHAT IT STANDS FOR

[Awen 🏳️‍⚧️ @Zeroawen]

I always read “oomf” as just “oomf” and never as “one of my followers”

[Flam @Flippingflam]

@cocosprinkl Are you watching or did you turn the chair around

[Flam @Flippingflam]

@ultramega_1414 You genuinely brighten my day, thank you.

[Flam @Flippingflam]

Reading a yumeship fanfiction and the main character kills themself

[vince 🦚 @earbiter87]

how it feels to have an oc with your name

[Flam @Flippingflam]

@thetoreadorbear Thank you Freddy Fazbear.

[Freddy Fazbear @thetoreadorbear]

I'm so proud of you for making it this far