Flirting Wonka

pick up lines

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

@cawritergirl yeah I guess I did mess up on that one. Sorry about that

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

How was heaven when you left it?

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

When I marry you I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

[Flirting Wonka @FlirtingW]

Why do you have to be so dang fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?