FLLAndre

Summoned to fight for FLL

[FLLAndre @FLLAndre]

I am on my 287th can of beans. I am attempting to break the world record for the longest fart @FLLWorm @theonlyshekeb @FLLThumb @papi99395237

[FLLAndre @FLLAndre]

@FLLWorm No

[FLLAndre @FLLAndre]

@theonlyshekeb @FLLWorm @papi99395237 @FLLThumb They’re watching me. This is not a joke. I’m on the run.

[FLLAndre @FLLAndre]

@FLLWorm @theonlyshekeb This is true

[FLLAndre @FLLAndre]

@TheLoveMustFlow My first appearance on American television was when I guest-starred on the series The Six Million Dollar Man in 1976. I played as Bigfoot with @theonlyshekeb

[FLLAndre @FLLAndre]

@TheLoveMustFlow @papi99395237 @FLLThumb @theonlyshekeb On the set of The Princess Bride in 1987, I let out a 16-second fart that brought the entire production to a standstill.

[FLLAndre @FLLAndre]

@TheLoveMustFlow @theonlyshekeb @papi99395237 @FLLThumb

[FLLWorm @FLLWorm]

“André said unto them, "I am the resurrection and the life.”” -FLLNewTestament 11:25-26.