floridamanoverboard

The universe is unnecessary, the milky way is a cosmic toilet, earth is a turd in the bowl. I'm a misanthrope but I donate to sick kids & animal help charities.

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

https://t.co/k4F6O619Ew Here's a quick free way to try & help animals forced to live outdoors in severe heat without proper cool shelter, cool water & cool food. Info in link below isn't long to read & sign for free. #animalrights #aspca #humanesociety #taylorswift #badbunny
#dog

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

Got my cologuard kit in the mail today, just filled it to the brim with my 3 dogs yard shits, sending it back in the am, so excited about getting my results! I'll keep you posted!
#cologuard #shit #scrape
#dogs #dogshit @NickDiPaolo @NiceGuyMersh
@JoeDeVitoComedy
@bobbyleelive

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After months of studying, it's official! & just in time for The Gathering starting tomorrow in Macks Creek, MO. I know my services are gonna be needed within the next week. #icp #insaneclownposse #juggalo #mackscreek #mothernaturesriverfrontretreat @NiceGuyMersh @hippojuicefilm

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

Holy Schnikes! Huge Epic Show This New Year's Eve! Get your tickets while you can! #mastersofmusic #epic #eve6 #disturbed #freddurst #bush #smashmouth #icp #insaneclownposse #juggalo #coreyfeldman
@NiceGuyMersh @hippojuicefilm @RazorFist @SaltyCracker9 @Not_Firestine
@scrowder

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

Anyone know where I can find this guy? I know he can get me stuff & I need a new babysitter. #juggalo #icp #insaneclownposse #mugshot #mugshots
#comedy #laugh #lol #wow #whoa #party
@NickDiPaolo
@SaltyCracker9
@RazorFist
@hippojuicefilm
@GooningOnRumble
@scrowder
@Not_Firestine

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

When's the last time you ever saw this on your phone in your text messages? #crazy #whoa #wow #loser #lastmanonearth #whocares #lol
@NickDiPaolo
@SaltyCracker9
@RazorFist
@hippojuicefilm
@GooningOnRumble
@scrowder
@Not_Firestine
@Nocapongod_
@thevivafrei

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

& I'm proud to be an American #usa250
#usa #patriot #patriots
#patriotism #america #AmericanSpirit #AmericanMade #appreciation #grateful
@RyanSchmelzFOX
@NickDiPaolo
@SaltyCracker9
@RazorFist
@scrowder
@Not_Firestine
@thevivafrei
@RealJamesWoods
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@realDonaldTrump

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

Thank you Live Now Fox free on the Roku channel for being the only channel in the US to show all this non-stop patriotic coverage! 👍🇺🇸🦅💪
#livenowfox #usa250
#usa #patriot #patriots
@RyanSchmelzFOX @NickDiPaolo
@SaltyCracker9
@RazorFist
@scrowder
@Not_Firestine
@thevivafrei

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

Artist rendering of the NYC pride parade earlier today.
#pride #prideday #prideday2026 #pridedaynyc
#heroes #heroism @NickDiPaolo @SaltyCracker9 @RazorFist @hippojuicefilm @GooningOnRumble
@scrowder @Not_Firestine @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @Nocapongod_ @thevivafrei

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

@hippojuicefilm you love it bud, that's your shit, like that hot top you got on!:)

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@MarcDeBenedetto @hippojuicefilm that's hilarious, good job mark! Clowning harder than juggalo birthday parties!

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

I just want to be the 1st one on record to point out the possibility that there could be gay aliens. Can anyone really prove that there are not? #gayliens #aliens #ufo
@NickDiPaolo @SaltyCracker9 @elonmusk
@joerogan @JoeDeVitoComedy @RazorFist
@hippojuicefilm @GooningOnRumble

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

May the 4th be with you. #nerds #starwars #startrek #trekkies #fanboys #quark @elonmusk @NickDiPaolo @SaltyCracker9 @RazorFist @hippojuicefilm @GooningOnRumble @natebargatze @JoeDeVitoComedy

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

https://t.co/FobUehKjJx
This is my face these days when people speak to me. This is also all I'll be saying in response to anyone, anymore. #humaninteraction #ugh #smalltalk #boredtodeath #sickofitall @NickDiPaolo @SaltyCracker9 @JoeDeVitoComedy @natebargatze @michaelianblack

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

https://t.co/nnWVlYF5Ja
Anyone seen the Medicare C commercial with Gary?
If so, you should enjoy this riff! #medicare #medicareC #commerical #commericals #spoof #comedy #skit @NickDiPaolo @SaltyCracker9 @JoeDeVitoComedy @hippojuicefilm @GooningOnRumble

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Hear me out. I'm not being mean. I just wanna be the 1st one on record to question, why all the aliens gotta be grey or green? Is it really impossible for them to be black & dope? @DaveChappelle @NickDiPaolo
@SaltyCracker9 @elonmusk @joerogan
@JoeDeVitoComedy #ufo #aliens #dope

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Hear me out. I'm not being mean. I just want to be the 1st one on record to point out the possibility that there could be transvestite aliens. Can anyone really prove that there are not? @NickDiPaolo @SaltyCracker9
@elonmusk @RealJamesWoods @joerogan @JoeDeVitoComedy #aliens #ufo

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Hear me out. I'm not being mean. I just want to be the 1st one on record to point out the possibility that there could be aliens with down syndrome, or any disability really. Can anyone really prove that statement is false?
@NickDiPaolo @SaltyCracker9 @elonmusk @RealJamesWoods

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I'm calling it first! The Rifleman tv show should be made into a movie with Willem Dafoe playing Chuck Connors, in the same town with actors playing the old cast, & written like the old show, a drama, but with a good positive ending. #willemdafoe #therifleman #ericsoncore #disney

[floridamanoverboard @FLmanoverboard]

Big thank you to all the fallen us soldiers & their families today & always. Another big thank you to live now fox network for being the only us channel to broadcast Memorial Day events all day long. & any US citizen who doesn't or won't respect today, should be deported forever!