Floater's Digest

New York-based zine of asinine hijinx, bawdy literature, poignant fables, and every stripe of imaginative experiment.

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@SyrianLib @LovejoyActual he could have given her all of kazakhstan

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my self worth is not defined by whether or not i can take a shit that doesn't look like an Yves Tanguy painting in which familiar but unplaceable forms huddle under an otherworldly mist of primeval darkness

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Zarathustra says the darnedest things

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what's good with how your mouth twists when you tell me you love me

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realistic gangsta shit

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the buck never actually comes to a complete stop anywhere

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*robbing the masochist bank*
put the money in the bag and everyone gets hurt, ok

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SAY!
Herodotus
SAY! SAY!
Herodotus

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friend: hi
guy who pants say hi to: you stole that from pants

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@Feldfrog great use of occam's razor

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@scrumble_eggs i've pissed things you couldn't poop

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@_Mark_Walsh_ Lanark

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licking the ax for last scraps of Santa after ax-murdering and eating Santa >>>>>

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5-6 $12 purchases is often sufficent to deplete a bank account containing $1700

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happy slam yo booty a great many miles into the goddamn earth day

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*with a love against which death is powerless*
name for the order?

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@John_Attridge my ancestor were worked to death on a laurel wreath farm :/

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@VeinRichard that's what i was hoping would happen when scientists took pieces of my body but i haven't heard back from them

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my reef researcher roommate is clearly losing his passion for reefs but our relationship is not such that i can offer him any guidance or comfort. reefs are in the slow process of losing a real one.

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redefining the limits of eros with bro