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Float like an egg. Happily thrice married

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Deport Matt Freese

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USA coach looks like he would improperly handle a Chernobyl situation. #USAby40

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Out of curiosity - could Lebron go to college and hoop?

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Just saw Rich Paul having brunch with Tim Walz in Minneapolis. Two potential reasons:

1. Lebron is heavily considering filling-in the power forward hole on a stacked Wolves team
2. Rich is looking for a get-rich-quick scheme focused on low income daycare centers

More to come.

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Breaking news from inside sources: Lebron James informed has to where with the basketball or terms if not team.

More to come…

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@ShamsCharania Take a $18 million deal and come to the Wolves. Small ball veteran PF is just what is needed

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@EndWokeness At least she wore her nicest “I identify as a problem” shirt to court

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@iamSauceGardner Would agree with you, but the whole armed robbery + kidnapping 2-piece makes it a little tough.

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With Lamelo Ball in Minnesota we’re gonna need guard walls between the cheerleaders and players like they do fan sections in European soccer

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Ant and Melo on the same team. Call the National Guard #WolvesBack

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Sorry if I’m smooth brained, but did the Wolves just trade Randle to move back in the draft?

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Cops in New York showing up to work tonight like the fire fighters in Chernobyl #knicksin5 #bingbong

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Debegahmaxxing koolaid pineapple #Knicksin6

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@TheNetDaily I’m sure giving him interviews and a mini-doc really helped him settle down.

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@compliantvc “Can I fire you?”

“No”

“Got it, carry on now”

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Tobias Harris about to get a supermax after this game

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Michael Block sucks. I’m so not looking forward to the coverage he’s about to get. Michael Block’s number one fan is Michael Block and that’s miserable

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They got Kevin Durant we got Roddy White

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@elonmusk Not one for politics, but this flies with me #Lakersin7

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Jamal Murray, DQ Flurry, vision blurry, spicy curry, Wolves by 40