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[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@Justme1111_ @PaulBro05423923 @nicolanewell14 @piersmorgan I kept my son off school yesterday because he had a slight cough, ru NY nose and sore throat. I'm pretty sure it's just a cold but can't get a test to prove it.

[Lucy McQuire @Lucy_mcquire]

Another great performance!! Another 3 points!! #AFC #ChampionsLeague

[Gino D'Acampo @Ginofantastico]

Book signing in Sheffield confirmed for next Friday 4 October... Location: Waterstones, Meadowhall, Sheffield. I seriously cun't wait xx

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@StreetFeastLDN Thinking of coming to #streetfoodeurope this weekend, never been to one of these before, can you give me an idea of prices.

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@bambam note 3 is out today have a butchers at that

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@xboxuk @AceyBongos can't get tickets, can you help me out?

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@OfficialRandL will I be able to buy a locker when I get to the site tomorrow?

[heavycannon 🇸🇪 @heavycannon1886]

I've got Anelka in my fantasy team and now he's retiring?

[Dan @ehdannyboy]

Wenger - "10M for Cabaye."

Pardew - "No."

Wenger - *slams pound coin on table*

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@Arsenal Spend some f**king money

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@Arsenal Omg spend some Fucking money.

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@jamieoliver It's 8 o'clock in the morning Jaime, are you having a laugh? I want cornflakes or a egg and bacon roll

[example @example]

This toddler sat opposite me knows how to use an iPad but not how to hold a drink. He's poured it all over him. What a mug

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@HiltonSharm1 Any chance of a free sea view upgrade, I'm coming to stay august 31st and can't wait. :-)

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@Arsenal Spend some F**king Money.

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@Lord_Sugar If you owned spurs now would you sell bale for £90mil

[JORDAN @Floatingmelon]

@OliPriceBates No you can't.

[heavycannon 🇸🇪 @heavycannon1886]

We should get our players to put Arsenal shirts on Cesc and tell the media he needs to come home. It's all legal as we know.

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

RT #SkyF1GP The first 2000 people will qualify for the Twitter GP. One lucky fan will win an iPad mini. http://t.co/PvEfuYG9t7