Floaty McFloat Face

Official Twitter Account for Floating Bridge No.6 - affectionally known as Floaty McFloat Face. All opinions are my own. @FloatyMcFloat

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GUYS, GUYS...oh no, don’t worry, sorry. I thought I did a crossing with no mistakes but I was mistaken.

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@RossFindon No no, I’M in the county press...

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@MikeyPalmer Is it that obvious? 😬

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Talk about going the extra mile for my customers...

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DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?! They’ve only gone and bloody fixed me!! Back in service from Monday! #floaty #bridge #islandlife #imback

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No idea what side i'm on...kinda hanging around in limbo.

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Just woke up from the most terrible nightmare...I was out of service for months on end and everyone kept looking at my pitifully as they jumped on young Jen. Oh wait...

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@Kennywinit So sorry Ken. You're right, I meant scraping. I do hope the many others you aid with your outstanding English skills are as grateful as me.

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@juliejonesevans I wish I knew Ju😣

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Still out of action though, obvs. People keep looking at me sympathetically from afar. I appreciate the thought but chuck us a smile!#floaty

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BREAKING NEWS...a van just drove off me without scrapping ANYTHING! Not even his tow bar. This is good news people. Things are looking up!

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To avoid confusion, I'm not running, i'm just being 'tested'. Men keep scratching their heads - not filling me with confidence.

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This morning I made the trip from East to West, all was great until no one could get off...back to East I go.

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@MrDanielJKing @RedFunnel Your guess is as good as mine. Still waiting for the existing contractors to quote how much it will take to fix me apparently!

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Sorry for the radio silence - not much to report when you're idle in the Medina. Nice to get a wave from @RedFunnel every hour or so though.

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Sorry!! I meant free flossing's! A mate's just qualified and needs the practice!

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@floatingbridge6 At risk of the plastic throne entering our ocean home once this 'war' is over, I'll offer my help in creating a wooden one!

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@floatingbridge6 Not sure how a bridge war can break out with just one bridge?