ClemWood

[ClemWood @FloBernarde]

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Bit late to the party but the triple gut punch of when doves cry then purple rain then landslide nearly finished me off #StrangerThings5

[ClemWood @FloBernarde]

In a world where everything looks a bit dark, I do like to try and see the good in the world and fill the day with positive and realistic looks at optimism. So I’m bringing in the new year with Derek. @rickygervais happy new year. 🥳

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@rickygervais the snorting bus boy is my nightmare. A man blew his nose THREE TIMES whilst at hotel breakfast sounded like a trapped elephant. I “accidentally” knocked his coffee walking past.

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@AkashMapara @EastMidRailway They’re not busy due to weekend & seasonal travellers they’re busy because there have been numerous cancellations & delays -we booked first class months ago and are now sat on a different train, where people are sitting on the floor, toilets are disgusting and people are standing

[ClemWood @FloBernarde]

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It is astonishing how many people just didn't get #lastonelaughing and it makes me sad

[ClemWood @FloBernarde]

@LairdOfTheManor "She doesn't like your Grandma, divide your whole family and then ask to leave" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Has Vinted become so well established now that I immediately get a low-ball offer for every single item I upload, 50% of the time from a reseller, who is then very rude when I don't accept £1 for a £7 item? Anyone got any advice? #vinted #secondhand #SustainableFashion

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I know its #ValentinesDay and everything but do I really have to endure a full evening of low-balling on #vinted

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@BAFTA 🤢

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@TrishaPackham @Memeulous Concrete blocks and diamonds would quiver in fear at the sight of this absolute BEAST of a phone 🤣

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@sammyfabelmen Finally!! Someone that agrees with me about the kings speech!!! Absolute rubbish!!!

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@DiscussingFilm “Struggling”? There’s a woman down my road that has two children and is living in a refuge because of her violent husband. She goes to the pub where they put food on and she buys her children a coke each so they can eat for free. Give me a break.

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@SkyNews Casually ensuring her left hand is hoisted and on show for the ring stories 😱

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@Fontybits1 🤣🤣dead🤣🤣

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@TheCinesthetic “I’ve been doing this job for 45 years and never won anything” ….. wonder why

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@paulamatanovich Pain? Really?

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@flynnslick Amour (2012) my grandad had just died - my love of French cinema compelled me to go. Wish I hadn’t. Still sticks with me.
Hereditary- just…wtf
Don’t look up- star studded cast and well worth it

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@itslinklauren Is it because she has no talent and has been stood around all day perfecting a cake?