Floch User

no se me suele caer comida al piso pero cuando pasa no dejo evidencia.
no amo el amor, odio el odio

[zelda @porroyhentai]

somos gaspi kirk llevamos la llama

[Mike @sonofkaijusdad]

Stop saying Oliver Tree was ejected from a helicopter and impaled on an olive tree. It's not funny and it doesn't fit the definition of irony. It's just a weird coincidence.

[Maskman @TheMakerDoll]

#deltarune

[Floch User @FlochUser]

@JulianNuciforo @Alfrex04 Man podes dejar de hacer esto tu identidad? Sos tantas cosas mas que un maidenless chud

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The idea that Elon Musk worked harder than every person alive and who has ever lived is a very stupid and immature fairytale. Wake up. He’s robbing us.

[Meson @kenlazy2]

Even in your fantasy you remained a slave

[Cintiarella 🌶️ @Cintiarella]

Leo esto viendo feliz a mi marido irse a ser amigo a un cumpleaños de varones mientras me quedo tapada con un vino viendo películas de terror. Traten de no odiar su vida cuando están solas y recién ahí después tengan marido, consejo de tía.

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Witch @witchwounds]

>friend joins vc
>"if i was pregnant and you were my little fetoid i would birth you even though i really like getting abortions"
>friend leaves vc

did i say something weird

[Miaysa 🧸 @miaysa444]

"Un hombre de 30 ve a una mujer de 30 con el mismo asco con el que una nena de 15 ve a un nene de 15"

[Dashing Cavalry Officer @Goblin_Greeb]

Now that i think about it, straight women want to have lesbian sex with their husbands, and straight men want to have gay sex with their wives

[The Peak @TheP34k]

When The Syntax HQ thinks your a bum but they didnt realized that the Multiverse would cease to exist if Me and Todo would ever fight:

[Floch User @FlochUser]

@mahbu_ @ElGravo Y vos a veces sos thebeast™

[Anabella Díaz @anabellamariad]

La escuela dejó de ser el ESPACIO DE LO COMÚN para convertirse en una mamushka de excepciones infinitas. Alumnos a los q:
- no se les puede pedir nada oral
- sólo se les puede tomar oral
- se puede retirar antes xq tiene q ver si se convierte en Messi
- entra tarde x transporte+

[Hop 🥩🗿 @Hoplitecus]

> “Buy every house” “kill everyone” “make everyone homeless” finally a game that lets you practice white culture

[Floch User @FlochUser]

Esto es argentina lo confirmo en rojo soy experto en el tema

[Retired Average Saïd Mohammedi Enjoyer ��۞🏴🏳️ @SaidMohamm1527]

The average class table in Algéria btw

[Hop 🥩🗿 @Hoplitecus]

“sitting down and killing people”