Floriann Everingham

I would always rather be happy than dignified. - Charlotte Bronte

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@netflix I’m struggling with the last season, enjoyed it until then. Also who was the make up artist for Hilary Duff on that last season because her make up is awful - blotchy and too dark for her skin.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@shellyelle1 @GriftReport I work full time and claim PIP. I use aids to complete tasks, such as stools in the kitchen and a hearing aid. Not sure why you think you have to be housebound to claim. I work an office job so I don’t need to worry about moving around too much.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@omgsidewalks I used to care for an old lady called Amzel. Always thought it was a pretty name.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@NetflixUK your household detection system is utter garbage. Paying £18.99 to only be able to watch on one of my devices at a time as it logs me out of the others! Spoke to your customer service today who was about as much help as a chocolate teapot.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@KeruboSk You get into bed fresh and don’t have to worry about showering then drying your hair in the morning whilst trying to wrangle 3 kids for school.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@sainsburys your app is not working. I tried reinstalling, deleting cookies, then using my iPad. By the looks of the complaints on here tonight there is something wrong with the app and not our devices. May wanna get IT on it!

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@MartinSLewis All our money is in a joint account. We chat about bills to be paid on payday. Then throughout the month we discuss any other big purchases. Little purchases we don’t really discuss unless we are close to hitting our budget.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@GrantSlatton I had Count Duckula on repeat. I could probably recount half the episodes word for word 25 years later.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@Matt_Pinner Yes. Their dog kept getting out so when someone knocked on my door asking if it was mine I called the dog warden who collected it. Poor dog was smothered in fleas and suffering from a nasty skin infection. They know I was the one who reported it too.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@sophielouisecc @Chrisle00277910 If you have ADHD you can prove your theory by applying for PIP then?

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@AgathaChocolats Executive dysfunction is the worst.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@BBCSurrey Hopefully he’s been sentenced to Wakefield. They are very welcoming to men like him there.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@MAVERIC68078049 You know women aren’t like Barbie dolls in real life, right?

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@JohnGjh @commontruth_ @MichelleDewbs What he’s saying is the children have to be at school earlier instead of at home having breakfast, so parents are actually paying for childcare to allow them to work. The government wants everyone working, so offering breakfast clubs means both parents can go to work.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@jk_rowling Women don’t go down in history by stfu.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@tanylake Married woman here who is at extremely high risk of uterine rupture if I have another baby. So yes, I’ll be using birth control. I’ve also never had normal periods so tracking would be near on impossible.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@Sadie_NC My stepson is 15 and writes like this to his friends. Myself and my friends wrote like this to each other from our late teens (once it wasn’t pay by text!).

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@claire88424030 Let’s use that logic then. Muggle born means you were born with magic regardless of your heritage. Being born a man means you were born a man.

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@TheGriftReport Balls of steel, that one! 😂

[Floriann Everingham @FloEveringham]

@DarrenBar88 @TakingThePIP1 @Dis_PPL_Protest @DisRebellion I was born disabled - I’m not going to suddenly become healthy because my PIP was stopped.