FlompStompton

I'm a variety streamer on Twitch - Mon, Wed and Sat nights at 8:00 PM EST come join our community! Sending pozzy vibes your way ♥️ #LowSodiumStreams

[Mark @markiplier]

I can hardly believe my eyes… it’s beautiful…

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

It's Wednesday My Dudes Let's get Spooky
Playing some Metroid Dread!
https://t.co/MFWmz0Dbm6
#Metroid #MetroidDread #Twitch #StreamingLive

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

The speed of light is 299 792 458 m/s but that is the speed of light in a vacuum. This speed goes down when light is traveling through media like air or water or glass. This is all to say, don't judge yourself by someone else's speed. You might just be going through something.

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Community Chill Night https://t.co/MFWmz0Dbm6

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Community Chill Night
Come Play some Among Us with ... Us?
https://t.co/MFWmz0Dbm6

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Never thought I'd feel compelled to do a deep dive into @McConaughey and his politics ... What a time to be alive.

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

My brain - It's 2 AM we should go to sleep
Another part of my brain - YOU SLEEP WHEN I SAY IT'S TIME TO SLEEP! DID I SAY YOU COULD SLEEP YET? NO! NOW GO WATCH MORE YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT CRABS!

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

I think YouTube knows when I want to go to bed. Late at night it just says "I know what you want" and throws some old rusty junk restoration videos into my recommended feed.

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Adulting is a myth.

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Can we just make dinosaurs the default chicken nugget shape? Does anyone actually prefer blob nuggies?

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

"Aww dicks dude we gotta use the quadratic equation" ~ me to my friend who I'm helping with chem II (both of us are in our late 20s)

#Maths #Chemistry #math

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

It's Wednesday My Dudes! I am back after a long time away! Hi, how are you? My AC is finally fixed! Come catch up with me while I play A Link to the Past.
#LegendOfZelda #Switch #Twitch #LinkToThePast #LoZ #twitchaffiliate #airconditioningappreciationday

https://t.co/MFWmz0Dbm6

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Starting to think the only things that I produce that are truly impressive are my poops. On a completely unrelated note I think if I was a boxer I would have just gone down a weight class.

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Surprise Strim-Stram in my Jim-Jams playin some sort of Flim-Flam and it's called a Hat In-Tam ... I mean ... Time ... I'm playing a Hat in Time in my PJs.
https://t.co/MFWmz0Dbm6

#Twitch #twitchaffiliate #AHatInTime #CozyVibes #StreamingLive

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Is one of the side effects of getting the #vaccination feeling less stressed out and feeling like everything is eventually going to be alright and we're going to get through this together? Because I think I got that one. #vaccinated #Pfizer #vaccines

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Something's missing from these big macs lol wtf get your s*** together @McDonalds

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Roses are Red ~ Violets are Blue ~ I sure would like ~ To play Among Us with You! https://t.co/MFWmz0Dbm6

#twitch #StreamingLive #Amongus #Amongusgame #PlayingwithViewers

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

IT'S SATURDAY!!! Time for Community Game Night! You have voted and we are going to start out with #SmashBrosUltimate and then move on to #Minecraft at 10. Feel free to join in on the fun!
https://t.co/MFWmz0lzXw

#twitch #twitchaffiliate #StreamingLive

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Something is better than the infinite inky darkness of the void ... Or however the saying goes.

[FlompStompton @FlompStompton]

Hey all! I am #streaminglive on #twitch with a surprise stream of #animalcrossing new horizons featuring Mystery Guest! Get in your PJs and grab some cocoa for maximum #cozyvibes https://t.co/XmFadX9MQU

#ACNH #PMA #Positivity #PlayChatLaugh #twitchaffiliate #LowSodiumStreams