Joseph Wright

every animal on earth is either a goat or a non-goat.

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

i wrote a song a bit back, finished it today.... i aint much of a singer but its the first song ive ever actually written, and its a about a subject close to my heart.....🍻🍻🍻
#music #songwriter #ska #folk #imissthepub #skacoustic #lockdownuk
https://t.co/zfgrQi8FJK

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

@MrJamesMay It was epic, Thankyou for the last 22 years 🙏

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It’s out. We’re off. Thank you for watching. You helped keep me off the streets.

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

The final @thegrandtour was perfect! So weird watching the final ever episode of something I’ve grown up with for most of my life.
@JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond @MrJamesMay
Thankyou 🙏

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

@RishiSunak is human cancer, get rid of the cunt! #ukgeneralelection #cullthetories https://t.co/TVGwRO9y98

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Here’s an idea. Instead of national service, which is obviously idiotic, how about kids working on farms.

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

https://t.co/sT8k1N8PoN
People of the UK… time to vote! Turn up. Even Spoil your paper, cos a spoilt paper is a vote against the tories! And remember…there are other parties! Imagine if everyone 18-35 voted green… a genuine political change would occur!
#ukgeneralelection

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

America….. please don’t it this time… please… don’t be fucking stupid.. I beg of you… please! @realDonaldTrump please stop, retire, go to jail and rot in a cell you human cancer
https://t.co/UNr8yqB7Ce

[Harry Mack @harrymack]

I Crashed Marc Rebillet’s Set in Venice Beach! @marcrebillet

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

Nigel Farage is on I’m a celeb this year, let’s hope he gets to the end and his final trail is a lift home from Ant after the wrap party

[Jay Foreman @jayforeman]

Please can we have a general election please can we have a general election please can we have a general election please can we have a general election please can we have a general election please can we have a general election please can we have a general election

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

Dear Santa… please can you arrange for @BorisJohnson to slip in the shower this Christmas
From… the British public

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

So as the government loses control of the economy, it passes a law banning most forms of protest; meanwhile the BBC cancels its main satirical TV show and GammonBall News is almost upon us.
Anyone else starting to wonder what sort of “election” we’re getting in 2024?

[Beardyman @beardyman]

We should not have a royal family. It’s childish, feudal bullshit.

[Beardyman @beardyman]

So.... taxes are increasing? At this time... when the government’s own shit policies, that squandered the money we gave them, by lining their friends pockets, are the reason our economy is in a desperate situation. Never trust a tory. Ever.

[SC @StefanC101]

21st June

Waiter: What can I get you for drinks?

Me:

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

Dear @primevideouk pleas please please make a season 2 of Wayne!!!! It’s so so good! And season one ends on such a cliff hanger!!!

[Beardyman @beardyman]

When the fuck is lockdown sposed to be ending in the UK? What are the current statements by the govt? Is there a projected date??

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

@beardyman Sony a series camera or Fuji x series have wicked film capabilities

[Joseph Wright @Floorchild1]

@piersmorgan can you ask @MattHancock if he is able to look an NHS member of staff in the eye and tell them he has done EVERYTHING he could to stop the spread of the virus. Really enjoying his new advert that completely shifts the blame to the public...