a nonconventional flexer

I love walleye

[Big Kathy @lowbodycount]

went to look up love island and this came up in my camera roll

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@ctx67095858 It must have been steamy

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

#longwingspanproblems

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@PEPSIMAN000000 Out with it

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

Guys be like “just finished TRON”

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

When I’m old and dying this is where I’ll go in my dreams

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

I need to grapple with it all
#NeedToGrappleWithItAllNovember

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@nastyburgerslut Mayor Elso of Edina MN

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@StopImSoScared It’s bc they saw you walk in

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@StopImSoScared @pants Don’t glow up and act like you don’t know nobody

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

karen huger arriving home tomorrow https://t.co/Xc0EyImA99

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@skims EVERYTIME I ORDER SOME SHIT FROM YOU KIMBERLY IT GETS LOST IN BENSENVILLE IL LIKE WHERE THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@nastyburgerslut Pimpin ain’t easy

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

me hanging with a random baby on a family gathering:

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

Sabrina carpenter please die I can’t listen to your voice anymore it hurts me it hurts me so bad it’s like eating glass

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

SUBWAY IS GOOD IF U DONT LIKE IT REEVALUATE UR LIFE AND CHOOSE DIFFERENT MEATS AND SAUCES AND SHIT CUZ UR THE ONLY ONE STANDING IN THE WAY OF YOU WND A GOOD SUBWAY SANDWICH

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@StopImSoScared Aunt Bridget lore

[a nonconventional flexer @Floptweetlover]

@nastyburgerslut Agreed