Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked

Hi, My name is Oleander! I run the Greencafé in town. New in town. Yes, I'm a man.

|| Spooky Month OC ||

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

I now have a (poorly made) Strawpage!

https://t.co/pFrxQEdPsJ

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

Made an updated character sheet for Oleander!!

⚠️CW: Briefly & vaguely discusses abuse⚠️

[おチヨ @nekosyokudou]

おめざ。

名残の無花果、生クリームとカスタード。

[sino @s1791442]

お星様あんバタートースト✩.*˚

[Kevin Mallory @KevinMalrouxal]

Guys please I’m whimpering and on my knees I have gotten three whole likes on my ‘I’m pathetic’ most ong I’m gonna die I’m actually gonna be pathetic Kevin omfg

[はなもち(うとうと) @hana_suger_]

紫芋モンブラン🍮

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@aww_batz //who meowed? Yeah lmao. I wanted to ask a question but I got brain fog and typed my first thought 😭

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@KevinD_Mallory You know what? You're spared because that actually sounds pretty good.

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

How is it that no one in this damn town can cook?

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 @RalseisMercedes]

who said the town couldn't cook💕💕😍😍

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@aww_batz Okay I'll admit I wanted to say something but I didn't know what to say so I panicked and meowed at you because I'd feel bad if I said nothing.

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@aww_batz mmrpp mrr meow

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@KevinD_Mallory You keep digging your grave deeper and deeper... What kind of canned fish?

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@KevinD_Mallory NO?????

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

Guys, we gotta take Kevin to the shelter to have him put down

[kevin. @KevinD_Mallory]

what was that thing about no one in this town being able to cook

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@KevinD_Mallory THIS IS ATROCIOUS AND YOU KNOW IT

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

//@NotACultistDad is up and haunting!! Sorry it took so long, I had to scrap my old Twitter account I haven't used since 2017 lmao

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@Jaune_awesome Hey, that looks pretty good!

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

@CorpseLilyMan //I'M SORRY

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

//fuck it, we ball

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

//I'm gonna do deadass I might make a canon character parody account for fun. Thinking Skid's Dad or something because Oleander isn't unhinged enough sometimes

[じゅり @juri_citron]

パン作りができるといつでも焼きたてざくざくしっとりふわふわメロンパンをお家で食べる事ができます🙂‍↕️

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

//I'm gonna do deadass I might make a canon character parody account for fun. Thinking Skid's Dad or something because Oleander isn't unhinged enough sometimes

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

by that I mean he's really hot

[Oleander 🍰 | spamlocked @FloralBakery_]

Skid's Dad is kinda pretty in a horrifyingly gorgeous spider kind of way.