FLORENCE

dorset // glasgow ✨ 23 woo

[FLORENCE @Florencelrk]

Men 🍆 are trash 💅🏽 😌
Courtney and I politely asked a guy to leave our flat last night so we could go to bed and he pissed in my candle

[James @OttLepland]

Never deleting Facebook 😭

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

[ᵐ @wvlkerlils]

bridgerton characters replying to you asking them to buy pads:

－ a thread 🧵

[mikey @mikey_747]

New Sophie Ellis-Bextor tune sounds a bit shit

[FLORENCE @Florencelrk]

@RoyalMailHelp please can you provide me with an update on what I fear is my lost parcels. I have tried contacting you on your website but I’m getting no response- an update would be greatly appreciated

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

I haven’t stopped thinking about this

[andrew @floellaumbagabe]

BREAKING: Following the success of Barbie, Greta Gerwig has announced she is now working on a second live-action film based on the Dolmio Family.

Robert De Niro, Helen Mirren, Paul Rudd and Salma Hayek have reportedly signed on to play Papa, Mama, Carlo and Sophia, respectively.

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

I’ve spent hours searching for the right words to accompany this news, but I’m afraid I have none.

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

Never do anything by halves 💅🏼🎤

[Susanne Courtney @MrsSoose]

Why I still love Twitter….

[Steve Bugeja @SteveBugeja]

Were they expecting him to pull?

[Jessie Goetzinger @southernsgothic]

can i say the same

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

they came as the black and blue/white and gold dress in memory of buzzfeed news

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

me following the BBC Match of the Day drama even though I've never watched it

[G @ByrneBook]

I think the proper term is cashier

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

brushing my teeth, the perfect time for a little stroll to the living room

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

BOLD TIMING IF I MAY SAY

[dictator mbappe @fxryal]

It’s giving Shaun the sheep