FloriDUH

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[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

Reminds us of Hungry, Hungry Hippo. But less fun. #FloriDUH

[South Florida Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel]

Florida alligator peeking out of a street drain turns into a case of ‘gator aid’ https://t.co/5XHy90nbVB

[Mario Ariza @marioarizabaez]

A python hunter out in the field once described the smell of the snake to me as "gator, but with halitosis."

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

No. Nope. #FloriDUH

[South Florida Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel]

Would you eat python meat? Florida thinks that may be the next phase in controlling the population of the state's most famous invasive snake. https://t.co/syOQEFgxFf

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

This #FloridaMan pledged to donate to charity $1 million of the $1.1 million he's seeking from McDonalds. Side note: He's leaving his broken tooth in his mouth as "evidence." https://t.co/JGePZFLlNQ

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

😳 Heyyyyy #FloriDUH.

[South Florida Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel]

Somebody broke into Miramar High School and caused $100,000 in damage. Oh, and he was naked except for a hat. https://t.co/us04NDkqca

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

Everything about this is #FloriDUH.

[South Florida Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel]

Iguana-skin face masks? Yup. Python skins? Those, too. This South Florida man is turning invasive species into fashionable face masks. https://t.co/YV9ETHGPnR

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

For the record, we are very, very, very upset about #FloridaMoron. Long live #FloriDUH.

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

The #coronavirus alibi is born in Palm Beach County, #FloriDUH. https://t.co/eBHdcx4jth

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

Confronting FloriDUH partiers about social distancing violations apparently can be dangerous. https://t.co/xpkuzrWXVM

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

Weapon of mass destruction, @FloriDUH style. https://t.co/zsJWO1avrY

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

@RoseLeoMusk @SunSentinel Girl. 😂

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

Forget #SpringBreak, there's a cow on the loose in #FloriDUH! 🐄 https://t.co/XVLwWbXYRu

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

This #FloriDUH county was so bad at recycling that they aren't even allowed to recycle paper any more. Paper? https://t.co/RQWuzb3eVE

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

@RoadshowPBS, what is a jar of human tongues from the 1960s worth today? Asking for a #FloriDUH friend. https://t.co/lcE94PrqUK

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

Nice try, #FloriDUH. These custom license plates were rejected by the Florida DMV. We can kinda see why. https://t.co/ldgrWGxREn

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

Some people in #FloriDUH would rather have poles than pews, apparently. https://t.co/Lj89PZifgs

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

This #FloriDUH school administrator showed up for work dressed as a flasher. Yes, we had to blur the photo. Enough said. https://t.co/9PtnD2QYaI

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

@305MAYOR’s #donk went up in #FloriDUH. What’s a donk? Read on. https://t.co/VAQITQ018V

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

At his rally last night, President Trump declared that he once thought the governor of #Florida was fat.
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Until he saw him shirtless.
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"Whoa," Trump declared. "That's all muscle."
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We know you have questions.
https://t.co/5QSjhZN5wi

[FloriDUH @FloriDUH]

No matter what or who was responsible, this was one gruesome #florida crash. https://t.co/DuuaIJjIYo