FlossingSea

It never ceases to amaze me: we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinions than our own - Marcus Aurelius

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@loffredojeremy Thats fine you stay there and see how it works out. London really doesn't want you back you obnoxious dullard.

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@MPSLewisham Seriously worrying and open to abuse

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

An odd boast from the party who has been running the country for the last 14 years

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@scooby_shadow @rpday377 @ReturnOfKappy Let's stay on topic. You're promoting a deep fake alleging a human (Joe Biden) is guilty of the worst crime (paedophilia) because of a difference in political opinion. Just think about that. It's a sinister accusation.

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@rpday377 @scooby_shadow @ReturnOfKappy We all know this would be easy to fake. It's on anyone who believes it isn't to prove that it's real. Probability wise this doesn't score too high.

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@scooby_shadow @ReturnOfKappy I respect your right to have an opinion

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@climatepaige I met my girlfriend on https://t.co/8TdHHD8sOR. you're welcome

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@scooby_shadow @ReturnOfKappy This must be a deep fake. No way does he go round saying stuff like this out loud and the only point of reference is from a twitter thread.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The best magic trick ever

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas2015]

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do, I totally pissed in a shark

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

£100bn was spent on HS2, not even a quarter was built, it didn't even pay for the train stations, only 140 miles of track.

That is over £600m a mile, or £300,000 a meter.

Who has stolen all the money?

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@dank_ackroyd

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Frank once said the problem with working in comedy is that people in the industry often know nothing about being funny. This is why things like Frank’s brilliant show get dropped. Terrible decision. I want to hear more Black Country voices in the media, not less

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@dank_ackroyd My sons do this. They're 17 and 18.

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@elonmusk

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@cuupiee Multiple takes? She is Ill after all.

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

Just got back from Sicily. You should see the things an Italian can do with an Aubergine!

[FlossingSea @FlossingSea]

@elonmusk You are exactly the same thing as you claim to replace. This kind of stuff is straight out of Murdoch's playbook. Richest man in the world is a Zionist puppet.

[Dougal D'Arcy @MrDarcyDog]

Gammon Dracula