Flow

freestyle engineer (FAANG staff)

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On the sexuality spectrum, this is, regrettably, more homosexual than any other ordering you could have chosen

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Face > Ass > TIts

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Bro it’s been two days

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@isabelunraveled The "God is Gangsta" music video is the greatest example of this

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@growing_daniel Prayers answered! God is real!

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I hate Andrew Tate!!! (DMs open ladies)

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@personofswag Once you’re in the pool it’s hard to want to go back to doing real work 😌

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@raihan_ So…a date?

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@raihan_ Big red flag

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If he gets hit by a bus he’s ran through

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@ryanexpansion That thread got you pressed 😭

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@saraloremipsum lmfao

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If you ever feel like you’re tweeting into the void just remember that you can be a complete rando and still have a single tweet of yours ruin the life of the internet’s next crush

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@cocainecherie He’s missing an ingredient

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“The devil’s in the details” Yes but God is found in the overview

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@losgatosanon28 @Titterbitch1 @kyzcralotSxaM @garybasin This. Nothing changes in practice

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@personofswag Better. Haight-Ashbury. More interesting crimes

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Finally moving. Made it out the hood (Cow Hollow)

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@xenocurt Only one that we might let slide

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Nothing worse than engineers that think of themselves as computers.

“I don’t have cycles for that”
“ack”
“our throughput is low this quarter”

Bro you are guaranteed autistic

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@self_beware citation needed