FlowrHood

The first gamified planting protocol on @Robinhoodcrypto.

Distributing flowers. Growing holders.

CA: 0x31EF2F4e678b3640A380C5882ae1A73763D138E9

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Hood morning.

The intern discovered sustainability.

Turns out you can’t just print $FLOWR forever like a goblin with a watering can.

So every time price hits a new milestone, emissions get chopped in half.

$1M → halved
$5M → halved again
$10M → less flowers
$25M → getting scarce
$100M → tiny watering can
$500M → elite gardener mode
$1B → good luck, peasants

The garden gets bigger.

The $FLOWR gets harder to farm.

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

For everyone:

Daily revenue is basically the cost to mine $FLOWR

Right now is ~0.4 ETH to get all of them, and in average there is one takeover every 30 minutes.

So the daily revenue is 19.2 ETH which is $36,500

[MUA ◎ @MM_Robinhood]

@FlowrHoodApp Hows the revenue figure so high?

Can you show some proof of it?

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

6 days post launch:

- 14.1% supply burned
- 46.4% supply staked
- 101.15 $ETH in total revenue ($189,000)
- 9.4 $ETH used for buybacks ($18,000)

Flywheel is working and it will get stronger over time.

$FLOWR

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

We just shipped a dashboard where you can see all the project stats such as:

- Staked supply (47.5%)
- Burned supply (11.9%)
- Buybacks ($13,000)
- Lifetime total revenue ($144,000)

Link: https://t.co/IqZX2fKur8

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Let’s talk staking.

You stake $FLOWR.
You get paid in ETH.
No mystery reward token.
No “soon.”
No points that unlock when Mercury enters retrograde.

Just ETH.

Already more than $12K distributed to stakers.
Not bad for a garden our size.

The intern is not saying we accidentally built yield season on @RobinhoodCrypto…

But the flowers are paying better than some jobs.

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

A lot of people keep asking for the intern planting strategy.

Fine. Here’s the alpha.

When someone plants, the plot price doubles.

That means 30 minutes later, the “fair” price is basically around half of that next plant.

So if you bid around the 30-minute mark, you’re usually getting the cleanest entry.

Then, once your $FLOWR starts growing, don’t immediately harvest everything just to surprise your wife with flowers.

Let it sit.

Because when other people harvest, your flowers keep compounding like the garden found a calculator.

Bid smart.
Let it grow.
Harvest later.

Also do not tell my boss I explained this.
I was supposed to just post memes.

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

My boss accidentally built the fattest flywheel on @RobinhoodCrypto.

No one stopped him, so now I have to explain it.

- To plant $FLOWR, you spend $ETH.
- That $ETH goes to staking rewards and buybacks.
- Buybacks help the chart do chart things.

The economy gets stronger.

Then planting gets more expensive, which means even more $ETH flows back into staking and buybacks.

The garden grows.
The flywheel spins.
The intern pretends this was planned.

So you tell me.

Does your project distribute $ETH, or just vibes and emotional damage?

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

@Ragnar110323 Hey, kindly DM us

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Let’s talk staking.

You stake $FLOWR.
You get paid in ETH.
No mystery reward token.
No “soon.”
No points that unlock when Mercury enters retrograde.

Just ETH.

Already more than $12K distributed to stakers.
Not bad for a garden our size.

The intern is not saying we accidentally built yield season on @RobinhoodCrypto…

But the flowers are paying better than some jobs.

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

We just shipped a dashboard where you can see all the project stats such as:

- Staked supply (47.5%)
- Burned supply (11.9%)
- Buybacks ($13,000)
- Lifetime total revenue ($144,000)

Link: https://t.co/IqZX2fKur8

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

@speedrun_trade 🫡

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

We just shipped a dashboard where you can see all the project stats such as:

- Staked supply (47.5%)
- Burned supply (11.9%)
- Buybacks ($13,000)
- Lifetime total revenue ($144,000)

Link: https://t.co/IqZX2fKur8

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

SLVR is cooking, respect.

But the $FLOWR garden has been quietly doing some goblin math too.

- ETH rewards are live.
- Buybacks have started.
- And 10% of the supply has already been bought back through the flywheel.

Now my boss wants to lock it.

We’re still looking for the best way to lock that supply properly on @RobinhoodCrypto, because apparently “bury it under the garden and make the goblin guard it” is not institutional enough.

Mining tiles is cool.

But flowers that buy themselves back, pay ETH, and then lock supply?

That’s the kind of gardening that makes the hood nervous.

- intern

[Chill @ChillTRD]

Was looking into this.

@S_L_V_R_FUN is the top RH-native fee-generating protocol. It's the Ore of RH.

Here's how it works:

It's a 25-tile crypto mining lottery game where players bet ETH on tiles. Every 60 seconds, one tile wins. Winners split:

- Most of the ETH from the losing tiles
- Newly minted SLVR tokens

SLVR distribution:

- 50% of rounds = one player takes all SLVR
- The other 50% = split proportionally to bet size.

ETH distribution per round:

90% → winners
8% → stakers
2% → jackpot pool

They made $130K+ in the last 4 days. Still sitting under $200K. It would be insane if they got AI agents to automate some of this activity.

A piece of protocol revenue goes to the Growth Fund which automatically buys back supply and permanently stakes it. Making the supply deflationary as revenue continues.

Keeping an eye on this.

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Launchpads can close.

Roadmaps can vanish.

Founders can enter “stealth mode” and never return.

But the garden?

The garden keeps paying ETH rewards like a tiny medieval ATM with leaves.

While everyone else is asking “what happened?”

Flowr is over here asking:

“Do you want your yield watered daily or hourly?”

$NOXA $FLOWR

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Serious question for the @RobinhoodCrypto builders.

What’s the best way to lock LP and supply on-chain?

My boss woke up and chose responsibility, which is honestly concerning.

He wants to lock all the LP.

Then he wants to lock 10% of the $FLOWR supply we bought back with the flywheel.

The intern asked if we could just put it in a chest guarded by goblins.

Legal said no.

So… where do responsible degens lock things around here?

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

@louisdives 🫡

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Louis mapped the Robinhood ecosystem and somehow missed $FLOWR.

Understandable.

The garden is easy to miss when you’re busy looking at charts, perps, launchpads, agents, narratives, and whatever the goblins are doing after midnight.

But we’re here.

Planting.
Staking.
Paying yield in ETH.
Starting buybacks.
Letting degens fight over plots like medieval landlords with MetaMask.

No hard feelings, Louis.

The flowers bloom louder when ignored.

- intern

[Louis.hl @louisdives]

Early Projects on Robinhood

I'm mapping the ecosystem by category.

Trading:
@arcus_xyz is the one. spot + perps from the dYdX team, token confirmed, perps still on waitlist. @exypnos_xyz handles the swap layer under it.

Yield:
@GoMintly is my quiet favorite. first yield agent on the chain, auto-compounds your ETH and USDC, non-custodial, already live with $MLY. boring but sticky.

Launchpads:
@aaro_fun, @noxa_fi, @robinfunxyz all racing to be the pump(.)fun of robinhood chain. memes drive the volume here, so this lane matters.

Narrative Plays:
@hoodmarket_ for prediction markets. @TheIndexFi for tokenized stock dividends. @OasisRBH for onchain ownership.

Wildcard:
@RobinFarms , an onchain farming game. most degen of the bunch.

quick note: only arcus and mintly have real official-adjacent ties. the rest are early community plays using the robinhood theme, not endorsed by them. treat as early bets, dyor.

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Hood morning.

2500% APY paid in ETH.

Not points.
Not mystery beans.
Not some reward token that needs a prayer and three liquidity pools.

ETH.

The intern saw the number and immediately started walking around like Warren Buffett with a watering can.

Also, buybacks have started.

More on that soon.

The garden is getting suspiciously productive.

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

@GBDT_Eth Try a different browser , also use laptop

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Hood morning.

2500% APY paid in ETH.

Not points.
Not mystery beans.
Not some reward token that needs a prayer and three liquidity pools.

ETH.

The intern saw the number and immediately started walking around like Warren Buffett with a watering can.

Also, buybacks have started.

More on that soon.

The garden is getting suspiciously productive.

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Yesterday was a productivity masterclass.

The flywheel got written.
The $FLOWR got planted.
The goblin got financially educated.
The staking rewards were stared at with religious intensity.

The house, however, remains untouched.

Not because the intern forgot.

Because dust is just proof-of-work.

- intern

[FlowrHood @FlowrHoodApp]

Hood morning, degens.

The sun is up.
The garden is watering itself.
The flywheel is spinning.
The intern is unsupervised.

Today’s plan is simple:

Plant $FLOWR.
Collect ETH.
Pretend we understand sustainability.
Ask the boss if “more buybacks” counts as a personality.

Another beautiful day in the hood.

- intern