Patssan Messina

FLPK League. I perchance bomb atomically. Bnightenquinn69 has fake sources & can sooka madooka .

[Patssan Messina @FLPassanK]

Jalen Brunson has hit the 2nd tower of my heart

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@bnightenquinn69 What an absolute fleece. Only a buffoon would ever pay this price. No matter how much will to live he has .

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Nathan Eovaldi is fuckin dead .

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Hearing rumblings that a certain Pirates ace + Reds star infielder may be on the move.

@bnightenquinn69 with more very soon if the rumors are correct .

[Patssan Messina @FLPassanK]

BREAKING: Talks have been ensued between team Coleminer and the Curse Breakers for Bobby Witt Jr to be returned home. Current offer is what the CB sent the first time. Pee pee poo poo. Nightmare nightmare nightmare.

Deal is pending physical & atom bomb arrival. Perchance

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She beggin me for no salary cap so I had to Dodger

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@bnightenquinn69 Can confirm that Curse Breakers (♣️🏡🧪) have inquired about a few arms - Freddeez Peralter (I hardly know 'er) being one; TCB are electing to see if his elbow snaps in half during the Spring. If Cheddy Peralta makes it through unscathed, Tyler Choderstom could be on the move .

[Patssan Messina @FLPassanK]

@bnightenquinn69 with more .

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BREAKING: Big Fat Giant Meaty Phat Cock Of A Deal Inbound, Per Sources .

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@Owen_FBB @bastiiii26 @StatlineScout Wow indeed .

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CURLING'S COOL AS FUCK BRO THE FINAL SHOT IS CALLED "THE HAMMER" LIKE OF COURSE IT IS

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@bnightenquinn69 Yeah I have more. More ingredients. More pizza. Papa John's .

[Patssan Messina @FLPassanK]

Correct Top 20 Starting Pitcher rankings for 2026 #FantasyBaseball

1. Bryan Woo
2. Hunter Brown
3. Garrett Crochet
4. Logan Gilbert
5. Max Fried
6. Michael King
7. Cam Schlittler
8. Mike Burrows
9. Clarke Schmidt
10. Max Meyer
11. Gavin Stone
12. Adrian Houser
13. Freddy Peralta

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@bnightenquinn69 Per sources, Bo Bichette is fat .

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@bnightenquinn69 I can't help it if ya sista keeps asking me to use PED's. Take it up with her .

[Patssan Messina @FLPassanK]

Per sources, the Dansby Swanson sweepstakes may come down to the wire this evening.

On his potential departure, the sexy Cubs SS with a 20/20 floor had this to say:

"I mean, just look at my hair. It's so flowy. And my washboard abs. Wow. I'm so hot. Best get your offers in ."

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Hearing rumors from the commish of FLPK that don't sound so pretty.

"If I come to terms with one more person and it goes from a 'I'd do xyz' or a literal 'yes', to 'well, actually' or 'the more I think about it' then I'ma make Jan 6th look like child's play"

Disturbing stuff.

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Offers are flooding the desk of Team Luke for Adley Rutschman.

"I'll have to decide if people believe in him as much as I do", Luke quipped

"Finally someone believes in me," said Rutschman

[Patssan Messina @FLPassanK]

BREAKING: Teams were just informed by Rob Manfred that they can in fact "make their own decisions."

It was previously believed by certain teams who typically place 7th that the ooga booga hive mind must help coerce or advise any and all deals.

@bnightenquinn69 may have more .