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Elon Musk Reveals Future Price Plan for a Return Ticket to Mars https://t.co/VSCRrTER9p

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Not all that glitters is gold. Take. for instance. glitter.

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When you don't know. what you are doing. it's best

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game of thrones is such a cool show. they should make a book out of it. [props a stick under a box to capture all the nerds that respond]

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My phone dies. freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house.

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Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk. turtles eat pizza. love is real)

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A highlighter is just a regular lighter that knows how to have a good time.

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LeBron to wear No. 23 for 1 more season after Nike denies request https://t.co/ncaICfhYrV

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Paper is supposed to beat rock. But last time I wrapped a rock in newspaper and threw it at someone...it was the rock they were mad about.

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Yo its your boy! You already know who it is! every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know

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Pinterest is a great place to organize ideas you'll never follow through on.

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If we all winked. laughed out loud. stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.

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If you can read this you're standing too close to my iPhone!

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I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell ''alright!''.

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If at first you don't succeed. GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned.

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Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?

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I can't fall asleep right now. I'm too busy counting how many hours of sleep I will get if I fall asleep right now.

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It's amazing how many people are allergic to gluten. peanuts. and facts.

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If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the Paleo Diet. hed kill you with a sharpened seashell

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If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in. no one would ever escape.