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Absurd

[flb @FluffCustard]

Imagine if all your dead cells went to the afterlife and they're huge there cos things like time and units are meaningless, earthly concepts. So then you die and there they are; trillions of living organisms you shed and tossed away waiting to be your weird looking, defunct pals

[flb @FluffCustard]

Dropping in to say my shop has just opened on Discogs and I am listing records daily, acres of largely 7" singles. These belonged to my partner's parents, so if vinyl collecting is your thing there may be stuff of interest. Sharing would be great thanks https://t.co/DxXixFBTCP

[flb @FluffCustard]

@TattersKing Yes! Admittedly, if you’re someone who is critical of how stories are written you will probably find it a bit patchy, but if you can be compensated by character writing/friendships and goofy comedy it’s really enjoyable. Top tier cast of actors as well.

[flb @FluffCustard]

Thanks for nailing why I'm so bored.

[flb @FluffCustard]

Me deciding to fix our toilet.

[flb @FluffCustard]

@WorldofNC It's just a 3 minute clip and whatever happened at the funeral must've been felt to be of importance by the parents and family, you weirdo.

[flb @FluffCustard]

You think back to iconic revolutionaries such as The Black Panthers and then come cross middle aged white women on social media in 2024 doing frumpy XX symbols with their hands and you cringe so hard you feel like a snake shedding its own skin.

[flb @FluffCustard]

@mckjerral Same. It's just so sad.

[flb @FluffCustard]

I just don't think Captain Beefheart would enjoy Elden Ring.

[Josh Connor @errantlabour]

Looking for a Bristol based wholesaler (toys, sweets, activities) that might want to work with us to spend the £1800 we raised for the kids who were scared shitless in the hotel last night while we held off the far right who were raging outside. Any leads or contacts hit me up.

[GhostofDurruti @DurrutiRiot]

Fck the EDL. Fck the EDL. You're watching 100's of antifascists taking control of the streets of Bolton right now. This is how we do it comrades. The only good fascism is dead fascism.

[GlumBird @GlumBird]

The political absenteeism of the Labour government in the face of the far-right is, explicitly, because they want to keep sections of these mobs as their electorate. The Labour position on the borders should be enough alone to show you how anchored they are to this shit.

[flb @FluffCustard]

"To those who feel targeted because of the colour of your skin or faith." No Keir they ARE being explicitly targeted, you wasteman.

[MaccaS_Rants @MaccaS_Rant]

Scousers are just the best. Sunderland is on fire and all the vape shops have been robbed. But in Liverpool, the Imam of a Mosque is walking round in a North Face on a Friday night handing out burgers and chips, like he’s a Just Eat order arriving at a party.

[flb @FluffCustard]

Watch them move goalposts so that sexual assault and violence are said to be "innate", "biological" behaviours made more likely by people they deem "not womanly" enough.

[flb @FluffCustard]

Only a matter of time before GCs suggest routinely testing everyone's genetic makeup in order to "prove" women as a way of "protecting" women and pushing eugenics like the fascists they are.

[flb @FluffCustard]

Assumed Michelin stars were probably awarded by the Michelin Man mascot and it was all a bit of a laugh behind the scenes, but apparently not.

[flb @FluffCustard]

It’s my mission to improve all sports™️

[Div @askforcawmbyok]

Freya: Is shooting a combat sport?
Me: No.
Freya: Oh right because they're shooting targets not each other.
[10 second pause]
Freya: I think I know how they could make it better.

[Div @askforcawmbyok]

Freya: Is shooting a combat sport?
Me: No.
Freya: Oh right because they're shooting targets not each other.
[10 second pause]
Freya: I think I know how they could make it better.

[flb @FluffCustard]

@bonapart100 Yes! Called 'Why Bother'? It's on youtube, so very good.

[flb @FluffCustard]

2 weeks since Twitter made me laugh, and someone had to have an assassination attempt for it to happen, we're back to the eternal drought. Really makes you think.