John Howard

I Don't Care. WWRD?

Saes dw i. Owner of Brexity things. Mi Havis Ĉarumon; La Rado Defalis.
Bulwellian. #FSM. SAS trained.
Plastic Magpie.

[John Howard @FlugantaMonstro]

As a proud Pastafarian. (Reformed #COTFSM as my prophet @henderob is a woke plank), I will in future at all times be carrying a defensive tin of Spaghetti hoops)

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@AntiWokeMemes Launderette on Albert Square.

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@sonukg4india Can I have a P please, Bob?

[Truth Signal @TruthSignalUK]

"You were then seen asking a black man to stop decapitating you"

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@Snek_Snack I've just found 78p down the back of my sofa, so your "Literally has all the money in the world" is exposed as utter bollox.

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@AntiWokeMemes "What?"

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

"Carnivore is a cult."

Yes. You've cracked it.

That's why we lie down in the produce aisle dressed as broccoli, weeping for the children of the fallen sprout.

That's why we throw soup at paintings of food scientists.

That's why we glue ourselves to motorways to protest the existence of bread.

That's why we stand outside bakeries handing out leaflets with photographs of gluten-induced intestinal damage designed to make small children cry.

That's why we lecture our families at Christmas dinner about seed oils in the gravy until two relatives stop coming.

That's why we wear t-shirts with slogans and call people who disagree "grainists."

That's why we name our children Ribeye.

That's why we own three cookbooks, all with the word "revolution" in the title.

Definitely us. Cult of one ribeye and a pot of butter. Absolutely terrifying movement.

Stay vigilant.

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@ScotExpress Can he just pronounce the season open?

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@DianaforQueens The inequality is mainly in the populace.

Calling him a parasite when his taxes pay for people to leach off the state is laughable.

😂😂.

See, just there ☝🏽; I laughed at your idea.

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@lippyent It's either an interocitor, or a device for the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic antimatter.

I'd have to have its spec to decide which.

#GratuitousRobertRankinLines

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@PaulEmbery @oldspeak_books This ☝🏽.

There was an atmosphere of rage, waiting for any speck of dissent around which to condense.

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@LexiBeaChorlton I hereby support you.
✅ Job jobbed.

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@InsideLucysHead The Genies are obviously foreign and failed to distinguish between the English phrases "being hung" and "being hanged".

Stupid bloody foreigners.

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@Sierra_rak @TheLoneHeckler Succeeding, innovating and creating value.

They don't like that.

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@StevenEdginton Wrong article: 'A' host. In fact the last hosts' first match.

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@godblesstoto @ClimateWarrior7 I'm calling the police.

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@LexiBeaChorlton https://t.co/tVGfIYtHtm

[H A Y L E Y @Gruodis80]

Reform know that if Restore get a large percentage of votes in Makerfield after only existing for a few months, it will show people that Restore are a legitimate option for next election. That’s why they use fake polls and Burnham fear porn to manipulate voters. They’re afraid.

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@LexiBeaChorlton They claim to support the same party as me.

For all we know, they could be Reform or Labour fans tricking naïve numpties.

Don't believe everything you read. Certainly not online.

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@AndrewHWestern You're a racist.

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@TheHauskarl @AndrewHWestern @AndrewHWestern, right?