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I post quotes from Flula Borg and wait patiently for a new pödcast from @BoomTimeShow.

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#Flula: "But how many erotic love stories are there for animals? Probably two. The dogs with the spaghetti and me Flula, because I wrote a book "50 Shades of GeryHound"

Source: https://t.co/31RYfUfs5j

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#Flula: "I lost my fanny pack, I feel nude. I'm exposed."

Source: https://t.co/mhRItImoK7

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#Flula: "What does the moose represent? Exactly. You know!"

Source: https://t.co/Cnyf8HwbL0

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#Flula: "There is too much nudity in my life to stream it and I don't know how to do pixels."

Source: 74:49
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#Flula: "Let us get marry right away.
Dog: "Ok ok"
Flula: "Vegas baby, Vegas! Let's go to Vegas! We are fly to Vegas together ja. We do it, love time! Doggy, doggy style! Ohhh, we are fly to Vegas."

Source: https://t.co/kTMxMeJaig

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#Flula: "I like my sugar with coffee and cream."

Source: https://t.co/zk15vpG93A

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#Flula: "Guess it what, my accent is not just here to hang out like an awkward person at a punch bowl. No, it is because I am from Germany"

Source: 13:17 https://t.co/t7mLNpyhM9

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Person at Starbucks: "What the fuck is he wearing?"
#Flula: "Have a nice day!"

Source: https://t.co/LATV1wnSC9

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#Flula: "I have not yet visit the Nursing Room (North Terminal, across from Gate D15) because, 1) I do not have breasts where Milk can come out, and 2) I do not have a baby (or animal or life partner) that could ingest this human dairy."

Source: https://t.co/01XzZj8FOV

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#Flula gives his younger self some advice: "Perhaps don't eat so many sugar items because now your cavities are really bad".

Source: https://t.co/ItFf9TAdQW

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#flula: "My brain does not stop. It is always going wroom wroom."

Source: https://t.co/gakC1jkRzS

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#Flula: "Das is looking like a sick one to you? Siehst du krank aus? Ne, du siehst aber Spitze aus du Kleiner. Look at this! You are sick as dog Steve? You feel like licking fingers and being happy pooches? Excellent."

Source: https://t.co/XsgNFl63kQ

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#Flula: "I have neighbour and he likes just to blow the leaves very loudly every 2 days for 8 minutes. We don't need it, there are no leaves, but he still blows them everyplace. I think it will inspire a fun techno song for me. He doesn't know this."

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#flula: "It is called, I think it's called rocky peanut butter here. It's very good, i know I much like it."

Source: https://t.co/FrnEx7wRiv

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#Flula: "I was for two months, I was in West Lafayette Indiana, I was an exchange professor - long story"

Source: https://t.co/s7tKj3pEjB 23:39

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#Flula: "Tell me why people do not wear fanny packs? Mistakessssssss! But I tell you like in a logic way, pants - tight, pockets put things in - ouch, fanny pack - solution!

Source: https://t.co/wg8w3JaUTf

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#Flula: "I'm like a very sad diamond, there are many corners, but it's only valued at $8.99 and you can purchase it and wear it on the ring, sometimes it comes out of your honeycomb cereal."

Source: https://t.co/dEMNuhQD6L

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Conan O'Brien: "I like your style. You are who you are Flula, there's no changing it now."
#flula: "Don't stop it, it's too late."

Source: https://t.co/Vf2J10yhlh

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#flula: "A perfectly ripe Van Gogh it is just ... it is very starry."

Source: https://t.co/ZDm39w1Dy8

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#flula: "When I'm naked - this is art, because I make expressing of my life and body and organs." #Bieberbot

Source: https://t.co/QmoET4hp5B