BioHazard

howdy

[Mubaraqgramm @MubharaqO]

“ You look sad lately” If na you never figure out your life at this age , you go Dey happy?

[Ariwodo @Ariwodo_]

You fit dey on Zeros today make you see millions tomorrow

God no be their papa!

[BioHazard @FlunkScientist]

I legit was going to make the mistake of going to see this in the cinema last year with a crush 😂

[John Baker @jkbaker1117]

Says it like it is! 🤣🤣🤣
"This is ass!" 100 percent facts 😂

[John Baker @jkbaker1117]

Says it like it is! 🤣🤣🤣
"This is ass!" 100 percent facts 😂

[Miss ADEL🦋🦚🌹 @a_derll]

Repost to make a Barcelona fan angry 😂

[Toki D Oracle @defitoki]

It might sound unrealistic, but 2 years from now I'll have 4 cars, 2 houses and $10m in my account.

[BLOWNBOY RU @rugerofficial]

God pls remove this club from my memory. I want to start afresh

[𝚍𝚛. 𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

na only Nigerians dey see gas🥹💔

dumbites

[39 @39billion]

I will never forgive this Man united team. They set me up for a lifetime torture.

[🪐 @dennisswago]

“obey before complain”

one of the dumbest phrases i've ever heard iml.

[BioHazard @FlunkScientist]

See Messi fans spamming Ronaldo

E reach to turn up for your GOAT in a poll that actually mattered, una no fit 😂

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

And the winner of the 2026 & 1st official Ballon d’Ont is —————

[Jenny @jenny_frimp]

It took me 77hours to crochet a Portrait of Cristiano Ronaldo, entirely by hands🐐🧶❤️

[BioHazard @FlunkScientist]

I would actually love to see this plot play out.

[(fan) mas @Mas__RM]

Imagina que es 2040 y ves esto.

[Dr. Shakrullah Habeeb🩺 @realbig_shak]

You will never lack. You will live long. All your children will live long. Your wife will never leave you. You will reach 1000 goals and beyond. The way you give us happiness and joy, God will continue to give you joy and happiness. May you continue to elevate just like you leap whenever you head the ball. You will know peace forever. You will not get injured. You will survive your enemies. Your enemies will know no peace. Cristiano Ronaldo my guy!

[BioHazard @FlunkScientist]

@abdulbasitaka @WillemDafoe Spread wider, and go fit for fit

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

5 Ballon D'ors and 5 made it into the top 8 Ballon D'ors of all time.

Earned Not Given

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Remove the comfort that keeps me average and give me the courage to become who you created me to be. amen

[﹆ @flowzki]

when life is tough but you gotta keep chasing your goals … cos quitting means you have let ronaldo down >>>>

[mrnigerianfootball @CFCNigerian]

Don't Let Messi Fans gaslight you bro. If Messi won that award you wouldn't be able to stay on this app this night 😂

[Marso @theycallmemarso]

Messi is genuinely a plague to this sport lol