Wei Wuxian {Parody}

How can you tell among them, who’s just and who’s evil? Who’s black and who’s white? @TwinJadeWangji is the light that guides me home {Parody} #MDSZ #TheUntamed

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

“Because I want you to know that even if I don’t use my sword, with nothing but what you call a ‘crooked path,' I will still rise unparalleled and leave all of you staring at me from behind”
* Yiling Patriarch
* Playful and fierce
* Interactive RP Act
* Singleship @TwinJadeWangji

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Wraps my legs around your waist and nuzzles your neck, hiding my smile>

Lan Zhan…

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

Waiting around for @TwinJadeWangji to wake up….

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji How am I notable, Lan Zhan?

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

Hi @TwinJadeWangji 😘🤍🖤

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Kisses over your cheek and down your neck>

You think I’m beautiful? Really?

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Grins, delighted by your words, and pulls my finger back after the nip>>

The biting is nothing to do with my influence. You are the biter, not me.

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Dives on your back and bites your finger>

Morning, my precious bunny.

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Sucks in a sharp breath and drags my finger along your lower lip>

So scandalous Lan Zhan…

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Returns the kiss eagerly, my fingers digging into your hair as I press up as close as possible>

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <A light shiver runs through me at your touch and wraps my arms around your neck, pressing in close>

You are plenty good. Now quick, kiss me Lan Zhan so we can make everything better again.

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <My eyes close as you kiss my palm, my insides turning to complete mush at your affections and declarations of love>

Lan Zhan… you’re making me all giddy

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji Well, that’s okay then…

<Leans in and nuzzles your ear>

You aren’t very heavy yourself, you know. Incredibly strong, but not heavy.

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Snorts a laugh and clings to you>

Lan er gege… that’s not very nice. Are you implying that I am weak?

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji ~ away sometimes. It’s only because I wanted us to be friends that I pushed. I didn’t know how you felt about me and honestly, I didn’t know I felt the same as you. But knowing all you did for me and knowing you never gave up on finding me… it just makes me love you all the more

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <My face drops at your admission. It was unlike you to say so much and I didn’t like to be the one to cause you pain. Lifting a hand to your cheek, I tilt your face to mine, a soft smile tugging at my lips>

Lan Zhan… I’m sorry if my teasing hurt you. I know I can get carried ~

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Nods vigorously and presses my hips against yours, the problem I speak of clearly evident>

It’s a … big… problem

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <<Squeals as I’m easily lifted onto your back, my arms wrapped around your neck>>

Lan Zhan.. you’re so strong, I can’t believe you lifted me so easily! How lucky I am to have a husband who’s so attentive.

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji Complicated? How?

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji <Wraps my arms around your neck and looks up at you, desire darkening my eyes>

You did… and now I have a problem between my legs that needs fixing…

[Wei Wuxian {Parody} @FluteMasterWei]

@TwinJadeWangji Please do! Please… I love this one so much

<Leans my weight on you, my legs no longer able to hold my weight>