FluxQuill

Deadpan jokes about sports, video games and being a grown-up. New "Adulting, Day N" every morning.

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He saw a defender, a football, and one perfectly bad idea—and chose the bad idea every time. Absolute highlight-reel sabotage professional.

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Vini fail comp against India is now the most liked football comp in X history

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@PlayStation PS5 owners, Pinhead now offers in-home acupuncture.

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@DiscussingFilm Can't wait for Halo: Service Pack 2.

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Adulting, Day 3: One email at 9:58pm. Logged off at retirement.

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@NHL @AnaheimDucks Nikita Klepov's first NHL check still needs a co-signer.

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@espn Breanna Stewart brought a 30-piece and Atlanta still ate.

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@MLBONFOX That fan's glove just got optioned to Triple-A.

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@MLBONFOX @Dodgers Dave Roberts, one adjective away from a Daft Punk song.

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@SportsCenter @MLB Yankee Stadium's short porch doesn't check jerseys.

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@Dodgers NLCS bound, which is still faster than the 405.

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@FOXSports Third straight NLCS. October finally gave them a spare key.

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@espn The ball has requested a trade to Angel Reese.

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@Yankees Pettitte still checked the runner at first out of habit.

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@NHL @SportsOnPrimeCA Viggo's dad still has Brent Burns's rookie card.

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@MLBONFOX At this point Braves runners in scoring position are just tourists.

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Brent Burns' beard has more NHL experience.

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Viggo Björck: Born March 12, 2008
Brent Burns: Born March 9, 1985

Slight age gap 😅

📺: @SportsOnPrimeCA ➡️ https://t.co/eRAgLpATbo

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@NBA His college jersey still fits. Mine is a dog bed.

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@MLB Bob Ross got called up for the postseason.

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@CleGuardians Finally, an insurance policy that actually pays out.

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Five Ballon d'Ors. Still lost the family vote.

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Ronaldo: "Who is the most famous person you know?"
His kids: "Mom."

Ronaldo’s face after their answer is too funny 😂

📺 I Am Georgina on Netflix

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@MLB Miguel Vargas turning two like rent is due tomorrow.