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Author of the New York Times bestseller, “Farting Without Guilt”

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All farts deserve a sniff. - Albert Einstein #FartFacts #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #CBS #NBC #ABC #MLB #ESPN #FakeNews #News #Election #Einstein #Paris #NYT

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First comes the fart, then comes the sniff. - Albert Einstein #FartFacts #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #CBS #NBC #ABC #MLB #ESPN #FakeNews #News #Election #Einstein

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Go Ralph Nader! Let’s get this win tonight. #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #CBS #NBC #ABC #FakeNews #News #ElectionDay #Election #Vote #GoVote

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Farting during a job interview is not the ideal way to secure the position. - Albert Einstein #FartFacts #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #CBS #NBC #ABC #FakeNews #News #Election

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The world would be a better place if for once we stopped and smelled a fart instead of roses. - Albert Einstein #FamousQuotes #FartFacts #CNN #FakeNews #AlbertEinstein #FoxNews #BreakingNews #MAGA #WordsofWisdom #Dodgers #MeToo #MLB #Yankees #NFL #NYT #Politics #News #hurricane

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Dodgers are dunzo. Thanks a lot Dave Roberts, you screwed up man. #Dodgers #WorldSeries #LADodgers #DaveRoberts #DodgerStadium #LosAngeles #LA #FuckJoeBuck

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Apparently, Dave Roberts thinks he’s still playing for the Red Sox. What the fuck man? #Dodgers #WorldSeries #LADodgers #DaveRoberts #DodgerStadium #LosAngeles #LA #FuckJoeBuck

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Tonight’s game proved that Dave Roberts is a Red Sox fan disguised as a Dodgers manager. By the way, fuck you too Joe Buck. #Dodgers #WorldSeries #LADodgers #DaveRoberts #DodgerStadium #LosAngeles #LA #JoeBuck

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Thanks a lot Dave Roberts, you blew a 4-0 lead. Hope you’re proud of yourself. We had this game man, what the fuck were you thinking? Get your shit together man. #Dodgers #WorldSeries #LADodgers #DaveRoberts #DodgerStadium #LosAngeles #LA

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The best part about squeezing a fart is sniffing it. - Albert Einstein #FartFacts #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #CBS #NBC #ABC #MLB #ESPN #FakeNews #News #Election #Einstein

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Madson deserves to sniff a fart. #FartFacts #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #CBS #NBC #ABC #MLB #ESPN #FakeNews #News #fart

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Why don’t you just dance the tango while you’re at it. This ain’t a runway show lady, just tell the weather and get out of the way. No reason to swing around constantly. Are you that desperate for attention? #KTLA @libertechan #Delusional

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Who will win the midterms? #FartFacts #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #TheView #CBS #NBC #ABC #MLB #ESPN #Politico #NewYork #Broadway #NYC #FakeNews #News #farting

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Squeezing a fart is all fun and games until you end up sniffing it. - Albert Einstein #FartFacts #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #CBS #NBC #ABC #MLB #ESPN #FakeNews #News #fart

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Do you enjoy sniffing your own fart? #FartFacts #Poll #Politics #MAGA #CNN #FoxNews #Dodgers #RedSox #WorldSeries #Election #BreakingNews #Fox #MorningJoe #MSNBC #NBA #Lakers #Knicks #TheView #CBS #NBC #ABC #MLB #ESPN #Politico #NewYork #Broadway #NYC #FakeNews #News #farting

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The best part of soiling a fart is sniffing it. - Albert Einstein #FamousQuotes #FartFacts #CNN #FakeNews #AlbertEinstein #FoxNews #BreakingNews #MAGA #WordsofWisdom #Dodgers #MeToo #MLB #Yankees #NFL #News #hurricane #ESPN #LADodgers #IfIWonABillionDollars #Patriots #Bears #Fox

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The road less traveled is a road worth farting on. - Albert Einstein #FamousQuotes #FartFacts #CNN #FakeNews #AlbertEinstein #FoxNews #BreakingNews #MAGA #WordsofWisdom #Dodgers #MeToo #MLB #Yankees #NFL #News #hurricane #Brewers #ESPN #LADodgers #IfIWonABillionDollars

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Basking in your own fart is a great way to spend an evening. - Albert Einstein #FamousQuotes #FartFacts #CNN #FakeNews #AlbertEinstein #FoxNews #BreakingNews #MAGA #WordsofWisdom #Dodgers #MeToo #MLB #Yankees #NFL #News #hurricane #Brewers #ESPN #LADodgers #IfIWonABillionDollars

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It’s not how you farted that matters, it’s how good it smells that counts. - Albert Einstein #FartFacts #CNN #FakeNews #FoxNews #BreakingNews #MAGA #Dodgers #MeToo #MLB #Politics #News #hurricane #Kimmel #GMA #Brewers #StormyDaniels #LADodgers #ABC #Broncos #Cardinals #MLB

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Squeezing a fart at the buffet line is a great way to clear a path to go first. #FartFacts #CNN #FakeNews #FoxNews #BreakingNews #MAGA #Dodgers #MeToo #MLB #Politics #News #hurricane #Kimmel #GMA #Brewers #ESPN #Horseface #StormyDaniels #LADodgers #DodgerStadium #ABC