Sam the Weinberg

Go Fast, Don't Die

[American Conservation Coalition @ACC_National]

Real environmentalists have mud on their boots.

[PLGR @PluviumG]

study, smoke

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

Alright, I've healed, send me another brunette with commitment issues

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

@rawmilkhoney They are so mid

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

@chancocat_uwu No

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

@akafaceUS Yall can't be serious right? They aren't that special. Just go to the bank and order some $2 bills. Easy as that. I order $100 worth every so often to use as tips.

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

My girl. My girl. Don't you lie to me. Where did you sleep, last night?

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

This video will change your life ‼️‼️

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

@imsadspice Giving *the wife that dies in the beginning of the movie* vibes

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is the most elegant thing you can do to a woman ...

Why are my male followers not gentlemen? 😂
Please send me flowers in the comments too!

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

@EdKrassen How many times are you gonna do this?

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

I have been known to wander aimlessly

[tatercake @tatercakeee]

worth it

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

But Mr. Frodo....

[𝒞𝒶𝓅𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒾𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝒢𝓊𝓂𝒷𝓎 @thepilotcowboy]

If you put your smelly feet in my dash I will dome you with a 9

[Sam the Weinberg @Flyboy095]

Life, love, stress, and setbacks

[MythoAmerica 🌲 @MythoAmerica]

goodnight ☾