FlyQuai

Romance Novelist/ant collector/in-the-closet-dork/Cover of Walmart 2012/

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

First of all, I will always add more to my cart to avoid shipping costs. Don’t say I didn’t learn anything in economics.

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

@BeverlyHillsPD @CityofBevHills @BeverlyHillsPOA @CityofBHFire @BeverlyHillsOEM @Shereenerz ummmmmmm This is our chance to pet all the K9s and not have to do anything illegal

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Typing this tweet right now solely to avoid eye contact with talkative Tommy who is also waiting for his coffee at Starbucks. I don’t need his unsolicited conversation in my life right now

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We can all buy our own flowers @MileyCyrus
But can you bury a body?

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Birds are basically demonic flying rodents… it’s science

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

New year, new me. Imma be worse

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Birds man…. Am I right?

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

I stand corrected…. Monkey Pox to the rescue

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Last year it was so much easier to get out of dates due to Covid, now we have supply chain issues and it just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

I kinda see the Salem Witch trials making a comeback these days…..

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Last year it was so much easier to get out of dates due to Covid, now we have supply chain issues and it just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

When I was young I wanted to be married when I turned 25…..
Let’s all have a little laugh together

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

I care 100% or I care 0%
It literally be that drastic and that quick

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Ummmmmm @Shereenerz but did he die?

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

Mexico has acknowledged that the U.S. government has suspended all imports of Mexican avocados after a U.S. plant safety inspector in Mexico received a threat. https://t.co/l6IPIlvnS4

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Same same

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I’m one large purchase away from finding inner peace…. I can just feel it!

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Well this just made my 2022! A show w Allie…. Yes plzzzzzzz!

[Allie Mac Kay @alliemackay]

I always feel gross promoting our show...which is weird, since it's a blast and the community we've created through Patreon is absolute magic. Basically, you should join us, no better time than right now! Plus...you'll be known as a Teabagger. WIN! https://t.co/YrbwMa9lBC

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

At this point I’ll take advice from @drpepper over @DrFauci and the anything #CDCRecommends

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Dear Officer Poole, you’re my hero for 2021.

[kathleen mclean @mcleancollectiv]

Dear Officer Poole!

✅We love you Officer Poole
✅We pray for your healing
✅The Lead police officer says he was joking. It was not funny.
I hate racism. I hate racism. I hate racism. I hate racism. I despise racism. I despise racism. https://t.co/NlhC5PxcVY

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

“Play for the name on the front of your shirt, not the back” @TommyLasorda

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

This video needs to be shown in the #Dodgers clubhouse today

[FlyQuai @FlyQuai]

Think he screams touch down when they score?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

As Governor of CA…excited that we're guaranteed an historic playoff series between @MLB's two best teams -- the @SFGiants and @Dodgers. One way or another a CA team is moving onto the next round!

But as a native San Franciscan…I may have a different opinion... #BeatLA