Isaiah Lorenzo

New York Sit Down comic. I got tired of people telling me to stop working dumb jobs and make people laugh, so here I am, still working dumb jobs

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

Being a comic that isn’t known is definitely tough, but not tougher than a beginner motivational speaker. what’s their open mic like ?

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@DJ_DoesSports Ah I’m claiming el duque

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@MbarkCherguia You mace someone for a light camera touch? You’re a bitch

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@Raphaloujo @ShesFishy Why should she have to move the train is clearly packed..the dog should not be in anyone’s else space period.

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@sasimons Is this tweet 5 years old ?

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@ETG32039803 @Yankees you can bring your own food

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@Plz_Relax_ This is a head ass take….it’s a 15 minute performance like what did yall expect? What Super Bowl performance is revolutionary?

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@lindeelink People who hate coffee use all the extra stuff

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

@HalToHell All this babe Ruth talk needs to stop already. Guy played before there was a slider and didn’t face one Dominican. Stop it already

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

Tell your parents that their email is NEVER case sensitive

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

Ok…but have YOU ever had to replace an air pod? F*ck your commute I need this

[NYCT Subway @NYCTSubway]

Northbound A trains from Ozone Park-Lefferts Blvd are delayed while NYPD responds to an unauthorized person on the tracks near 104 St.

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Don’t tell me that p#%sy mines when I’m just in town.....

[TOM HANKS IS INNOCENT @ShaqKatzner]

Just got shushed by someone who is being louder than me. Visit me in prison.

[Jeremyah Schur @SchurJeremyah]

The CDC said to stop using this joke format

[Deion Broxton @DeionBroxton]

There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today!

[Isaiah Lorenzo @Flysaiah]

If you live in a building with a doorman, across the street from the projects AND you have a golden-doodle, you would have been alright with slavery

[yedoye @yedoye_]

I just remembered when I was a kid my cousin made spaghetti and I asked for cheese on it and this man put a slice of kraft cheese on my damn spaghetti and he is in jail now

[yedoye @yedoye_]

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

Well...the Super Bowl is upon us. A tradition I’ve always loved. So much so I wrote a musical about it. Here’s a sneak peak of the opening song ❤️

[Dan Wickes @dan_wickes]

“oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree” -person getting fucked by a Christmas tree