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just another soldier in the war on foot fungus

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Can anybody top this wrong-number text? #TimeOfDeath

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This is like when our puppy got hit by a car when I learned about jerkin off

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

He died within 24 hours of meeting JD Vance on Easter and we’re supposed to NOT take it as the most ominous omen of all time?

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@aryanblackgirl

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Pellet grills are the microwave dinner of BBQ. Digitally controlled. Probably using a branded spice blend. Put it on wearing black latex gloves like the food has cooties. Sad.

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There’s something so peaceful about getting hammered on a riding lawn mower

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Pulled off the worm to finish off the wedding and didn’t even gash my chin open like last time

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If we didn’t have gambling ads we wouldn’t have to listen to the equally annoying gambling addiction ads

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Putting on your wireless headphones and pressing the power button only to hear the Bluetooth lady say “Power Off”. Total bonehead move.

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I’d rather a tire roll over my head than listen to the hybrid RAV4 back up noise ever again

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Gonna make “new _____ who dis?” jokes until the dementia kicks in and then it won’t be jokes it will be a very serious problem

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JC penny ads in podcasts. Is anywhere safe. @jcpenney I’m going to drive into traffic to get those denim deals

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@josephjnichols @marknorm John Hacob Jingle Heimer Schmitt you gotta go out side

[mark normand @marknorm]

Burning man? I think that already happened in Maui

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“Stupid asshole” has to be one of the best insults and it’s almost PG

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Lol suck my root

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God damn boomer hippie paddlers took my last two beer at the beach cuz I took my dog for a walk to get out of their hair and they thought someone left their case.

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Yeah everything is just sitting around for you to take fuckin old cunts

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What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The dirt bag on a vacuum actually has a purpose

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@jgauthier10 Something must be going on. Same thing happened to my Canada Day shirt

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You might recognize me as the guy having a baby daughter this December #dilf #dadbod #dadhog

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The itch of a mosquito bite doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the fact that MY blood is helping those fuckers proliferate