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Taking it one trip at a time.

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The MBTA Turd of Doom

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....and I'm Audi 5000. #mbta #shutdown #dealwithit http://t.co/1MT4Z5W4

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Announcing 2pm shutdown 1 hour after I deliver you to work? Just how I roll #sandy #mbta #dealwithit http://t.co/1MT4Z5W4

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@universalhub Any weekend I make it through without catching on fire is a good weekend.

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@Running_Boots Stop whining on the twitters and CALL YOUR STATE REP. What the T manages to do despite $5.2B in debt is, frankly, amazing.

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@Liam_Ahearn That's the Party Time signal. GET ON UP AND DANCE http://t.co/76NWnh4c

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@ohheyirina I hate taking you, so I guess we're even :-|

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@sjmokeefe Those weren't brush fires the other day. We were testing a new rotisserie service! Send feedback to [email protected].

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Attention MBTA customers: busses flying through the air making unusual maneuvers are part of special forces drills. REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL

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Bulger found; now searching for a station agent (and $9BN.)

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if you see something, tackle it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUPOY1VZx24&feature=player_detailpage#t=62s #mbta

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@laurenremmes B-R-A-K-E-S. Not "breaks". Let me guess, BU "communications" grad?

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I’ve seen the pic. E-line to Forest Hills is dead, and if there's any conspiracy theories out there, you should put them to rest, ok? #mbta

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Scott brown saw the Green Line extension! #ScottoSawIt #mbta

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we are currently experiencing green line delays in Newton due to some overzealous emergency s'rayfat chametz on a Type 7. #mbta

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the Green and Blue lines will be running express through government center, because we don't have a permit to stop there. #mbta #burritogate

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Don't blame us for the mess on the red line this morning; Menino was trying to get 200 free T passes. #burritogate #mbta #menino

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@jinzilla20 Pay no attention to the THREE HOUR DIFFERENCE between those alerts, dumbass. http://twitpic.com/4ee4es

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All fixed. Nothing some hairnets, a couple of rubber bands, some paperclips, a stick of gum, and a 80's mullet couldn't fix. #mbta #macgyver

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BRB, getting smores fixings. #mbta