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[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

Played PUBG 8 hrs with the boyz today. FML, I think I just made my phone's battery pregnant

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Fml, I accidentally washed my cat with cold water. He now thinks of me as the enemy. Last night he tried to eat my ear

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

My car crashed on top of the mountain. Have to enjoy the birds chirping while my nerves crash. Fml

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Just found out boss's wife was my GF in college. FML, how am I gonna hold a straight face when I see him

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This is gonna be the poster of my book: "Why FML?"

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I ate my last Tuna today. The thing is I have toen apart the fuel valve of the boat my owner used to fish with... FML, I'mma be Tunaless

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

I forgot to wear my diving suite and jumped naked in the water. Jumping on water made me bruise... FML

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I forgot to take Harry to the school. Dumbledore will turn me into a fat rat... FML

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I Didn’t Fail 1,000 Times. I Just Found 1,000 Ways That Don’t Work...FML

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My boss kept telling me to take a vacation with him. Successfully emptied my savings...FML

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

FML, 56K in volume!

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Forgot to turn off the chicken waifu asked. Now she has a well-done chicken and I have the neighborhoods cats as the audience for the local conference on "How not to get expelled from home". FML

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

Watched my reflection in the mirror and panicked af. FML, my reflection is scarier than myself

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

Only woke up to see my ex towing my truck because I used her savings to buy myself a new ledger. Fml

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

Fml! Markets are recovering and I just used my allowance to buy groceries

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

Opened a short position right before slipping some cola on my keyboard. FML, sol pumped 💔

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

My therapist asked what brings me joy. I showed her my $FML bag. She just slowly closed her notebook and said "same."

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

When life gives you lemons, buy $FML. Then life gives you more lemons, moldy bread, and a parking ticket. At least the chart matches your mood perfectly.

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

Broke up with my girlfriend, lost my job, and my dog ran away. But $FML is up 3% today so... silver linings? Or maybe the token is just happy I'm joining the club.

[FML CTO @FMLCTOkh]

$FML isn't a token, it's a lifestyle. Waking up, checking the chart, and whispering "yeah... this tracks" while my portfolio bleeds. Therapy is expensive. This is cheaper.