Neon Katt

"Cool like the rain and hot like the sun"

Everyone's favourite meme cat,

SFW ONLY on tl

Pfp by spicyet,

Penned by Beep!

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

Ｃｏｍｅ ｏｎ， ｌｉｇｈｔｎｉｎｇ ｂｏｌｔ， ａｒｅｎ’ｔ ｙｏｕ ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｆａｓｔ？

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

attempting to become a bluesky rp individual

find me at https://t.co/yU1qUTjwtB

Also play In Stars And Time it's peak (and sad)

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@CanesCoffee I'll have you know I briefly appeared in a training montage since last time.

Clearly, this means I am stronger than you now.

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

I was right!

Give me an honorary PhD.

[— 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙧 𝙊𝙯 ♀️ @CanesCoffee]

"Miss Katt told me 'Grimm straight up murder off of vibes' and I have not been the same since"

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@CanesCoffee My thesis statement; Professor Oz is a crusty ass bitch.

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@ReptilianActor "Hmmm...Well on the one hand, the monarchy is a bunch of [HEAVILY CENSORED] and I want no part of it."

"On the other hand, fuckin sushiiiiiiiiiiiii! Sign me up!~"

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@FiveDotGD homie do you mean capital letters

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

//People: AI IS GETTING TOO SMART. IT'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. AI IS GENIUS AND TERRIFYING AND WE SHOULD BE AFRAID

AI:

[Chicken3gg @Chicken3gg]

@tg_bomze 🤔🤔🤔

[The Witch of Calamity. @BrutalCalamity]

"Are you sure you'd want to lose your life,

From a witch who has caused you nothing but strife?"

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@PerennialViolet So THAT'S where gargoyles come from.

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

//I'm just saying if Neon and Deadpool ever interacted the universe may never recover from the critical levels of Silly.

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@MistressAlharis There isn't a gag known to mankind I will not gnaw my way through to sass someone.

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

Having Cybernetics seems cool until I stick you to a comically sized magnet

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@TrixieCallie "Maybe I should start wearing glasses, complete the look..."

She mused, wrapping her tail around Trixie's waist gently.

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@TrixieCallie "We should totally make them solve puzzles and pretend to write down the notes. Get revenge for all those rats."

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@TrixieCallie "I mean shit, I have Sacral's number, they'd probably do it for free." She shrugged, flopping over in the Limo, lying out on the spacious coush already.

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@TrixieCallie "The greatest geniuses are unappreciated in their time. I'm still waiting back to hear from the patent office on my Gunskates."

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@TrixieCallie "I mean, I have eyes, and they- to my knowledge- work? So, yeah, I think you're hot."

"And just go with it, I know I'm hot, and you know you're hot, so just... confidence happens!"

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@TrixieCallie "Limo? Heeelllll yeah! I'm gonna open so many bottles of champagne. I don't even drink champagne I just like the sound of them opening."

[Neon Katt @FNKIKitty]

@TrixieCallie "Pff, I dunno. I just pointed in a direction, you're the one carrying me."

"I can't be held accountable for things I say or do, I'm just a silly lil gal."