Cyborg Fuckface

Games are a frustrating fight or flight every day all day.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

I hate unresponsive controls, annoying and unnecessary npcs, bloated story lines, haphazard animations, ugly character design, unrealistic game play, ridiculous endings, long winded cut scenes, I could go on. Just no I'm not an easy game reviewer. I challenge myself every day.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

Video games are a dime a dozen and it's been this way forever. I'm running out if options. It's giving me the chills. THE HEEBEE JEEBEES. I CAUGHT A CASE OF THE COONIES. I COULDNT SLEEP AT ALL I HAD TO MAX OUT MY AMII BOOS ON SMASH BROTHERS.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

What's the point of a video game on memorial day? You're supposed to honor our fallen soldiers. Not waste time rotting in a chair playing Playstation 2 on a CRT. Anyone who plays a game today is committing the ultimate crime. You've been warned.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

@wigger skip to the screen recorded part of this video for the main idea. I like what's happening on my phone for the most part. Even if I'm left with no answer. Would be nice to get one. You're a busy man if u don't it's fine. https://t.co/qslQdHTtUL

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

Take a shit on your graphics card. Bash your hard drive with a mallet. Crush the keyboard with a bowling ball. Take a steel bat to the controllers. Throw your PS5 off a bridge. Jump in your motor transportation vehicle and run all your cartridges over. Blender the discs.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

I plugged in my laptop mouse and couldn't even start the game on Steam. I got a water boiler and breathed in some cancer pfa tap steam in order to help the process. Lots of games are on sale. Why are these games so cheap? My craptop is about as functional as Fallout 3.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

The Governments now offerin a new program to game 24 7. Rejoice gamers and get on it now. You don't even have to apply. Just start playing the scamtron1800 and you'll be making money in no time! Don't forget to buy 10 McDonald's Gift cards for even more deals! Call the #!

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

Well I'm morphing again. Well shit maga my naga. These facking vidya James. The system? Dudes. Duders. WOMEN! THE consoles all of that. It matters. Also, the government sucks ass. Blah blah. I discovered abrasive graphics and dialogue time 2 GO!!!!!!

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

@jetneptune_
https://t.co/ZduFVOwKu4
For some reason Twitter wouldn't let me post this days ago.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

Listen to Rougher Cutz Means Better Luck, an album by Cyborg Fuckface on #SoundCloud
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New album.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

Okay OKAY one more. I tell myself calm down. I have it so easy. My mental resources. My insurance. A supportive family. Just realize, Max. It's just your dome. Distorting your perception. Reality is life is a job. Don't give up. Keep going. Make your dreams true.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

Life goes on. It's not always about me. Everyone has issues and baggage. Ever since 5 years ago the trust between people went haywire. The options are limited. People still get out, socialize, and have fun tho. That's where I want life to take me. Gnight.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

I'm like fine we get it dude been talking to myself 4 days. Got an excuse for it however.

I acknowledge bltgs deserve rights. So does anyone else who doesn't like rich people who wanna destroy the country. Politics aside. I'm easily influenced. Love offensive humor.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

I didn't ask for this in life. It's just been a cycle of bad decision making for many moons. It's type to take action. Turn life around. Keep at the music creation. Keep drawing my characters. Take care of myself. I'm aware how this sounds. Like a covert ego fuck. Well L

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

@jetneptune_
https://t.co/J926IponYy
Major Macro Zastrow moment here. I mean shiiittttttttt. This has been in full effect since way earlier this year. Social Chameleon man morphed when I thought I heard audio over my Bluetooth. Maybe. Therress always a chance.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

@jetneptune_
https://t.co/Err7Z8A0e2
Double spice meter detonated over here. The levels. The scale of energy, thermometer, attitude, emote less. Mask it up. I'll live with how life has been before I convinced myself of something truly exciting and remarkable. Rewarding too.

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

https://t.co/64mekEmUzi @jetneptune_
Mr. Moon and you are in the two Jets. Delusional for months and have hallucinated shit. Don't like telling someone wut 2 do. Get ahold of me my dude. Let's DM. Got a part 2 to send as well.
#fishtank #mde @MoshiMoshiMoan
@Andywarski

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

I CANT WITH THESE Video GAMES anymore. They're too much at this point. It's unbearable. Whatever man. Something happened here and I'm trying to get out. The graphics need----

The whole industry is rotting however Gamers have been saying this since the year 1954. That's cool

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

Here's a new review for all of you uwuw animus out there.

In order to Rebirth my Soul I had to spill a bunch of Bleach in my kitchen. Idk. Sometimes, you gotta get sloppy. The controls, graphics, you know the DRILL!

It's not that bad! To my surprise, the mechanics made me-

[Cyborg Fuckface @FOFGITCY]

What's happening? Who did this? How was that a good idea? When is this going to
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The beginning happens when I say so.