LakesideFog

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

@PlisskenPatriot She has a 5-6 year old Aiden with no father

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

I’ll take the subtle glances TYVM

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

They don’t like that I lust, curse and sin but I don’t want to be a flat earther who’s going to live forever

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

@PlisskenPatriot Sadly very common behavior

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

Notes section in their contact on your phone is your CRM. Where did you meet, what did they wear last, dog/cat names, birthday, parents names, current employer, address, social media handles etc. They don’t matter enough to actually remember but doing this makes it seem like you care.

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

@lporiginalg Brought to you by: Open AI

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@amazinggengar @zoomergirls__ Blessed by god, if only for a short while

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

@zoomergirls__ Her dad and I would be instant besties

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

Up has always been down

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

You didn’t hire me? I fucking know that and yet here I am

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

High on the hog root beer pigs get slaughtered by the flaming sword of ego and greed. Ride and ride and never subside. Ride til the planets collide.

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

They lied and said he had dementia so he couldn’t come but he really had something else and was plenty capable - priced in

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I often think about this

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Yikes!

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@MurrayHillGuy1 “Live, laugh, love” crew checking in

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

White AMG Benz, red pants sauna companion for the win. Pretty girls always land on their feet.

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

@DrewVento Buying a donk. Naming it Cutlet Supreme. Going donk racing. Become famous donk influencer. Die via temu switch fire at local gas station (donks are thirsty). Death warrants funeral shirt. Achievement unlocked.

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

Do your fucking job and don’t complain

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

What’s that you say? Something untrue I have to vet over the phones. Oh great joy of life. The rain of lies continues. Let us not get washed away in the impending mudslide of doubt.

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

Thank you whoever made these outfits commonplace

[LakesideFog @FogLakeside]

The phone vibrates and is cradled like a sacred token of desire. The screen illuminates her root beer eyes. The noise of the restaurant whirs in the background. This continues off and on for roughly 15 minutes. Drinks are ordered. She’s staring into the vibrating black box. I excuse myself to use the little boys room and slip out the back door to my truck. An hour later she texts me asking where I went. I’m eating Wendy’s on my couch (it was late) with the dog. I don’t reply.