Beth Foist

mom, grandma, nursing supervisor and i've been with my crusty old veteran for 35 yrs. I don't have the patience for lacking common DMs. NO CRYPTO.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@SaltyGoat17 If they can function without us, they can function without our $. Good. I'd like to see that.

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@stephenleary @camhigby That would imply they can be "turned back". I was told that is conversion therapy and bad. Which is it?

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@toxiccowboy1 I didn't even put sound on it but that little boy 1. Might be a better brawler if he didn't have to use 1 hand to hold his pants up and 2. My 4 yr old grandson holds himself like that when he has to potty too.

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@atensnut I was married with 2 kids before we stayed in same bed. Get outta here

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@atensnut Same.. and the concern is real

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@WallStreetApes I paid my premiums all year and used 0% of it, never saw a dr, no scripts..nada. do I get my money back? I'm betting that's a no

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@lady_valor_07 I knew my great great grandma. She had a glass eye she popped out to scare us, 1 boob from mastectomy, and an orangutan for a pet in her kitchen. And that's not even half of it

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@ThrillaRilla369 You would think childbirth but no..pancreatitis flare up

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@IndianaGPA Don't know what happened here but just FYI..untape it, pull it out, put some pressure on it a few minutes and stick a bandaid on it then go on with your day. How did he get out of ER with it in? Hell when u want one to stay in, it infiltrates in first 7 minutes..

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@TotalBodyIQ Really? Again..the 70s again?

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@atensnut I watched it at 4y.o like that. I had to hurry to finish the dishes so I could watch it. It terrified me the first time and never really liked it after that. But Pepperidge farms remembers..lol

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯💯

[Nat Factor ⭐️💜 @StuddertNatalie]

This will make your day. Super funny. 🤣

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@Franklin_Graham I bet the 2 who asked her are free to proudly spout their beliefs daily though. And probably applauded for their bravery.

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@ericmmatheny My siblings and cousins and I all had to go to cotillion. Bring that back

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

Conspiracy theories! He is not wrong!
😂😂😂

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

This is so funny no matter how many times you view it..

[Beth Foist @FoistBeth]

@MonicaRuss18786 @ImMeme0 If this is his daughter, karma is gonna be a mother f-er..dementia can be hereditary..payback gonna sting a lot i hope. As a caregiver this makes my blood boil.

[🇺🇸🇺🇸DADA🇺🇲🇺🇲 @BredsguardDalen]

Granny knows best. You have to pick one.