Adam Foley

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

I support #AStarForCarrie
100%

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

Me: "That looks horrifying."
Devin: "It was the 80's, a lot of things were horrifying."

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

*"Smooth" by Santana (ft. Rob Thomas) plays overhead*
Random coworker: *singing, then turns into mocking* "God this song is awful. Can we please just kill it? This song needs to die."
2nd Coworker: "I like the guitar."
#Ilovemyjob

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

YouTube: Delete Logan Paul's YouTube Channel - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/P5GPrkOV7H via @Change

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

I would look guilty as fuck because I would never be able to afford to defend myself. I'm too busy sinking my money into health care.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

I'm losing my faith in humanity. Especially after watching a video on people being arrested for DUI and all the tests are negative. They're being arrested because the cop says they're impaired & completely ignore the test results that prove they're not.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

Saying "I successfully shared my urine with a stranger" is one way to say I've just completed a drug screen test.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

I guess the best karma takes the longest to come around and bite the deserving.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

Me: Things are actually ok, I'm actually kinda happy
Also me: So I haven't thought about killing myself in a while, let's do that.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

"That sounds like it would rip out of your ass like ghost rider"
#Robswisdom

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

That moment when your human is in bed and you want attention.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

I guess a total stranger telling you to put your seatbelt on (in the eyes of a 10 year old) means you actually need to. The mom thanked me.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

@DataHawk *hugs*
I'm sorry :'(

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

"I don't use Facebook anymore." *unfriends me and continues posting*
You could've just said you didn't like me. I'm more hurt by you lying.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

My cousin texted me to admit to being a brownie thief. This amuses me greatly.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

*Cousin points to her 2nd lobe piercing*
"This hole is older than you!"

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

@raymccrabby Your tire blew up because Tim Hortons is run by Satan. Illuminate confirmed.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

@raymccrabby There's 3 letters in Tim. One tire blew up. 3-1=2. The letter T has 2 lines. 2+2=4. There was 1 place you had in mind. 4+1=5. 5=pentagram.

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

@A7x0881 What happened?

[Adam Foley @FoleysFolly]

(2/2)I work during the prime time shit show hours and I feel like an ass for having an out. It's upsetting to see the aftermath as well...