CD047

just some guy who thinks he is funny...Yea that just about covers it.

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

I'm trapped in a prison of my own design...and I don't know what I was thinking when I chose the color scheme

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

@PrimalSeraph Gee thanks
#youreagoodfriend
#dontyouthinkiknowthat

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Boredom tweet
#ifinallyrememberedimontwitter

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

I'd also like to point out, that despite the fact I just saved my store hundreds of $ there will be no praise or thanks. #retaillife

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

First hour of work spent trying to fix a freezer I don't have the skills to fix...and yet the cold air flows from busted fans

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Just reminding myself I even have a twitter account

[Daralyn Kelleher @deekizzle]

Next to italics, there should be a sarcasm option.

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Just listened to the first ep of @BeautAnon and now my new goal is to get on there,since its the only possible way I'd be on an earwolf show

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Can't think of anything to tweet so here is a non sequitur strawberry...strawnsequitberry?

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

I'll get back in the swing tweeting actual "jokes" instead of "creatively" saying I haven't tweeted in a while... but today is not that day

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

That's its, I'm tweeting a joke today.

*proceeds by writing and deleting a novel worth of potential tweets

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Me: I'll start to tweet again when I feel like it, jeez.

...

Me: oh right, I was the only one who cared.

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

The "what's happening?" question that greets you on Twitter is starting to feel more and more existential.

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Maybe I should just embrace the fact that to most people I seem incoherenkhfirgehdvdvsifydg

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

The longer I'm alive the more I realize how little I know how to properly take care of myself...and I'm shocked that I've lasted this long

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Also in case anyone was wondering that last tweet WAS a joke...it's just that it's also depressingly accurate

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

Starting to think I should just start saying I'm A-sexual, because at least then I can act like I'm single on purpose
#depressing

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

@isthatnapoleon

[Christine WalksWithWeirdos @googlygirl98]

I'm pretty sure #IdBeMorePopularIf I l left the house occasionally.

[CD047 @Folklore47My]

5 years in a row and I still cry laughing listening to that same song #comedyfangfang #itsadogeatoutdogworld