#latergram of my two favorite neighborhood yards!! (From my #earlybirdwander on Monday) The #squashes and #roses always make me smile; and the smell of all that #ivy is always cool and… https://t.co/gWbecl7ReU
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"
"No- wait, Dracula?"
"Yes!"
"You're vampires?"
"Yes. We have pamphlets."
"Vampires have missionaries?"
"Where else would new vampires come from?"
"I assumed you bit people."
"There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"