Ben Dredd the UnDEAD

Thinks Donna Reed Eats Dollar Bills.........

[Prince Vegeta @VegetaTweet]

#BenefitsOfBeingAHoe: you can hold all 7 Dragon Balls in your mouth.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I'm so old I've gone from busta rhymes to shonda rhimes.

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

@MarissaPage93 hey you should give me somethin free at lunch today like say a sandwich, or a drink or a non bruised apple Plz bestfriend

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

But NOOOooo!!

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

"I puddled my pickle"....bahaha wtf #whatpubertydidtome

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

"@VeryRudeTweets: I have a drug problem... they're fucking expensive!"

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

http://t.co/0DRwKdSUES bahaha

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

@SexyGuadalupe18 show us

[Wayne Coyne @waynecoyne]

...possibly the greatest pic ever...... http://t.co/R59jkZAjPm

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

Fuck you work ,.!.. I'm going on a break before break so stick that in your pipe and smoke it..#ballsofsteel

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

"@NietzscheQuotes: One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth. #Nietzsche" I agree

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

"@Jesus_M_Christ: Best part about being a God is I got to design my own boner. #buildabonerworkshop"

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

@godlessdustin what do u got going on?

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

@godlessdustin actually I am sorta half working half watching whatever the hell is on..

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

I'm going to take you home and then it'll be apple pie time..

[Hastings Superstore @goHastings]

RT if you have seen or plan to see #ironman3

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

"Dude that song is old".... "Well so is your mom but you still listen to her"

[Ben Dredd the UnDEAD @FollowMe2Helll]

Duuuude.......

[𝙲𝚘𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚜 @observedcosmos]

You’re the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you’re worthless