FonduCoveredPets

I will eat your pets. I'm a litmus test for insanity. (Comedic Account)

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Sometimes, you just gotta let people know right away what's up. Right?

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Is this Louisiana or Kansas style BBQ?

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@Jolly_Rancher

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Stay in your lane when you work in a kitchen

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Traditional Welsh cuisine

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Southern cuisine

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

It had it coming

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@CamelotJack2 In 2015 I ran over a puppy. I kept driving and told no one. I never cried. I didn't even looked back. To this day I think back on it and laugh

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

I'd eat it

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Looks delicious!

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Bon apetite

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@TheRealWizar It's not available because they changed the past, so it changed the future. Butterfly effect.

I still have to manually cook my pets and watch the time. Just not fair

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@Pirat_Nation Online will be a $20+ dollar add on and heists will only be available to GTA+ members. Calling out now. Bookmark this.

I'll stick to eating pets

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

LOL!!! They cried and blocked me! @Nasafitra

I don't think I will.

Baby Seikret Risotto:
1. Raise for three months from egg
2. Use Nerscylla poison to ethical harvest
3. Cook smothered for 4-6 hours
4. Enjoy!

You will be replaced by AI among the general populace. Bon Appétit!

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@Nasafitra No. I'm capturing every time when it's an option. If you don't want that, stick to AI hunters or closed hunts.

The best meat is the freshest, and I plan to eat good

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@LibertyCappy I can get behind this. Do a pug

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Pomeranian Texas Skewer Bites:

1 fresh Pom (~10lb)

Texas rub (salt/pepper/garlic/paprika/cayenne)

Beer mop

Skewer legs straight, smoke 2-3hrs @ 250°F on offset, char crispy
Slice & serve!

Yeehaw! #PomeranianBBQ

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@T3chFalcon The VPS is tied to your payment/account info. Providers can link it back to you (via subpoena, logs, or account data). Commercial no-logs VPNs (e.g., Mullvad) often provide better blending in a crowd. Self-hosting shifts risk to you and the VPS provider.

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

@BrockRiddickIFB https://t.co/cQikrQ237W

Bon Appétit

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Oh, boy! Kingdom Hearts 4!

Yum,yum!

Can't wait to try out my new duck and "beef" recipe!

[FonduCoveredPets @FonduDippedPets]

Pug Carbonara 🍝🐶

Ingredients:
Spaghetti, cream, egg yolks, pancetta, 1 Pug (head, legs & tail only)

Steps:
Make classic carbonara sauce.
Gently nestle Pug in the warm pasta.
Stir dramatically

“He’s just marinating 😌”

#PugCarbonara

#FinalFantasyVibes